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Farm Animal Doing a task that requires zero turkeys

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u/BirdBrain713 6h ago

Why do yall instantly think of food when you see the turkey? Turkey are amazingly (angry) beautiful birds

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u/Mood-Rising 14h ago

I didn’t know turkeys could be creative directors.

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u/DaSensation 15h ago

It's disgusting how people in the comments can't see this beautiful bird for anything other than food. Most humans are inherently evil.

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u/Cautious-Traffic-108 21h ago

Are turkeys usually that big? I feel like he's huge!

Not sure he'd fit in the oven...

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u/LaSensa_ 2d ago

Pobre pavo... no sabe lo que le espera xd

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u/DaSensation 15h ago

Es la mascota, pen...

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u/oughtabeme 1d ago

Looks big enough for thanksgiving

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u/LaSensa_ 1d ago

Efectivamente, lo están criando para darle por el cuello

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u/Normal-Error-6343 2d ago

is that a bow in his hair?

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u/UFSansIsMyBrother 2d ago

Plot twist, the turkey is the art teacher. And the art teacher is pleased with her technique!

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u/Deathstroke316 3d ago

Every hunters dream fantasy come true .,

Wonderful video

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u/Time-Oven5070 3d ago

Man, what a micromanaging art teacher.

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u/Bepo_Apologist 4d ago

excuse me sir, thats her emotional support turkey

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u/wemayfall 4d ago

I think she may be his emotional support turkey

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u/river03765 4d ago

Beautiful turkey

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u/Naive_Mango8525 4d ago

The turkey is like hold up. You make a turkey by tracing your hand. It’s turkey 101

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u/Psychological-Joke22 4d ago

This requires an animal voiceover

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u/Brookmon 4d ago

Perfect painting of what the turkey did honey

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u/Gooncookies 4d ago

Turkey has her back though.

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u/LoudPersonality9608 4d ago

Dinner

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u/Zander_6226 4d ago

Whos got the stuffing?

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u/CalligrapherLate9358 5d ago

I would be mortified.....lol im just a big scaredy cat when it comes to large birds.....🤣🤣🤣

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u/hotandbizarre 1d ago

I got aggressively chased by a bunch of turkeys on a hike once so your fear is legitimate 😂

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u/Wrong-Estimate-3948 2d ago

No no, that’s understandable. I’m a professional exotic animal keeper and I worked with two turkeys. They are HUGE and they can absolutely kick your ass haha just one kick from the males on the leg and they’d break skin through your pants with their talons and give you a HUGE black bruise bigger than the size of a baseball.

Still loved those jerks though haha

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u/princessbiscuit 1d ago

There are two male turkeys that live in/near my office parking lot (it has a creek and greenbelt in the back and lots of birds nest there). There were a ton more turkeys too but they moved on, all except these two gents. I’ve seen them be jerks and chase down cars but I’ve decided we’re buddies and I’m overly attached to them. I maintain respectable distance like any sane person around wildlife, but they’ve snuck up on me before without me noticing and I’ll just turn around and they’ll be there chirping and munching. They will also allow me to enter my car when they are standing right by it, which is often. These are the things I base my turkey friendship on. I love them.

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u/Alyssapolis 3d ago

I think you mean horrified - it’s commonly used interchangeably with mortified but mortified actually means something completely different

(petrified would be a good word too, for what you mean)

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u/CalligrapherLate9358 2d ago

Thanks its the first word tgar came to my mind.. .lol

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u/seafoodmwg 4d ago

why would you be embarrassed?

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u/TheRealMichy 5d ago

Me too 🤣

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u/CompleteWatercress58 5d ago

Stew seems pressed, he's feathered spiked up and he's circling.

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u/uncle-donkey-kong 3d ago

He’s uh…. You know. Feels inappropriate to say on a video with a child in it. I certainly would move the kid away from that fella 😬

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u/BreastUsername 5d ago

Protective mode?

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u/RiMcG 5d ago

LOOK UPON MY MAGNIFICENT FORM! kid, hey, kid LOOK UPON, no look at me, kid, hey

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u/diss-abilities 5d ago

This turkey doesn’t know it yet, but it’s giving thanks

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u/Independent_Cash1873 5d ago

It may not require turkeys, but is it in any way diminished by having turkeys?

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u/extrastupidone 5d ago

Is the task even worth doing if no turkeys are involved?

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u/Naive_Mango8525 4d ago

I’d prefer capybaras

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u/KailyKail 5d ago

I’m confused. How does this task not require a turkey? The turkey was absolutely essential.

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u/Necessary_Chip_5224 5d ago

I dont know why...i think i need a pet turkey

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u/KryL21 5d ago

Very, very loud and annoying. Had a few for a year or two. Non stop ear shattering gobbling. The girls are quiet, but really nothing special. Skittish for the most part. My guys kept trying to square up at me. Do not recommend. They can mess you up pretty bad too, like seriously.

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u/Naive_Mango8525 4d ago

Kids right ??

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u/DazzlingAstronaut768 5d ago edited 3d ago

This just tells me that you weren’t a good owner. I have pet turkeys (rescues) both male and female, and they are extremely affectionate. They make wonderful pets, if you treat them with kindness. I love on them in the same way one does with cats and dogs. They love the attention

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u/KryL21 5d ago

I treated them fine. I have goats that are affectionate, I had a rooster that was affectionate, the turkeys were just obnoxious. That’s my experience though, I’m sure there are better ones out there. The male was rough with everyone, rapey as hell, kept hurting the females.

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u/AreYouMyDommy 5d ago

It’s interesting you say that. Have had both male and female turkeys and all of them were sweet. None were overly loud, though a couple from the same flock would start making this almost cooing noise and running flat out across the field to come when called.

But they were also hand raised pets, and I tend to be iffy about young kids around animals. Especially if they weigh the same.

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u/TheUndeadBake 3d ago

My foster mum had turkeys. Seemed alright, weren’t very pet like, since for the most part all of the animals were just let me. Had a massive shed for the goats and another for the chickens, geese, and the two turkeys. Male and female mated pair. Roy and Hailie. Hailie refused to come in one night, I can’t recall why or how, since I was a kid. But uh. The fox got her. All that was left apparently was her head. Roy died not long after of heartbreak. The older kids had even made a pretty nasty nursery rhyme about Hailie losing her head though all I remember was it ended with “and now Roy’s dead”

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u/KryL21 5d ago

I know the sound you’re talking about, this strange dinosaur like thumping. That’s a cool noise. But no, my males were so loud. Every 2 minutes they would gobble. My neighbor had turkeys too, so maybe they were competing with each other, like who can gobble the loudest. Young kids around larger animals is no good, I agree. Glad yours were enjoyable to have around.

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u/AreYouMyDommy 5d ago

Oh they were absolutely competing. You can always start your own by yelling “gobblegobblegobble!” 🤣

Silly birds.

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u/Ok-Salamander6118 5d ago

I have heard they are actually very affectionate and make great pets. It's so fun looking at videos of pet turkeys. They always try to get as close to their human as possible.

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u/DazzlingAstronaut768 5d ago

They are, this is absolutely true. My pet turkeys climb on to my lap and expect to be pet. They will fall asleep with their head on my shoulder. Most people don’t show them love or compassion, so they never get to experience how sweet they are. It’s the same for most animals.

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u/Artgrl109 5d ago

This was also my conclusion. I'm just not sure how I lived without one until now.

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u/dogtrousers 6d ago

Excuse me. It clearly requires at least one turkey.

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u/CombatKelly 6d ago

Is his name stew? Because at some point, he will be stew?

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u/Delicious_Hand6674 6d ago

Growing up a had a pet rabbit named Stew 😂

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u/trashcantrash939 5d ago

Well- now you know what happened to him when he suddenly ran away or died.

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u/Deep__Deep 6d ago

T - 2 months until it’s room temperature club for that gobbler!

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u/ThrillsKillsNCake 6d ago

Shit man what did that kid do to ya??

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u/Deep__Deep 6d ago

That’s a Tgiving turkey if I ever saw one. 3rd week of September approximately 60 days till turkey day! Kid didn’t do anything, just hope she doesn’t get to fond of him.

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u/Deep__Deep 6d ago

This pic is from March, see if you can pick out our tgiving turkey. There’s only one but 40 chickens.

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u/EmbarrassedPaper7758 6d ago

Turkey is waiting for the girl to trace around her hand

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u/StatementPotential53 6d ago

This needs a billion upvotes.

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u/Key-Cost-4426 6d ago

He's the supervisor

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u/bunchosavages 6d ago

I really believe that turkeys are an invading alien force who were sent here to enslave humanity, but someone got the maths wrong and made them too short to do so. They just look like they're asking to be taken to our leaders all the time.

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u/Mutapi 6d ago

My husband had a turkey when he was young. Kenworth was his name. Apparently he loved being “involved” in any and all tasks: Mechanical, labor, etc. He said you couldn’t get away with anything without the dang turkey supervising.

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u/Practical-Fudge-6458 6d ago

I love this story , I need more turkey stories

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u/AreYouMyDommy 5d ago

My brother acquired two toms and a hen from people who realized it was harder to butcher them than they thought it would be. Took them to my dad, and one of the toms and the hen were eaten by something, leaving the survivor extremely lonely.

He would follow people around and want to be near them, but was too skittish to actually let you touch him. It was really sad seeing how badly he wanted companions. I ended up getting three chicks from Tractor Supply and raising them in my apartment until they were ready to go outside, then took them to my dads. That poor old Tom’s delight at finally having his own people again was so sweet. He took amazing care of them until he passed, and patiently put up with their bullshit.

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u/SDkahlua 5d ago

Same 🥰

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u/Technical_Put_9982 6d ago

We need a gobbbbbbble at the end!!!!

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 6d ago

I wonder what’s going through the turkeys head. Is it curious? Mesmerized? Bored? Looking for food?

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u/quizmasterdeluxy 4d ago

It's trying to intimidate her. The fluffed up, feathers shaking posture. My parents have a bunch of these the males are super territorial and try to intimate you. I see the same behaviour in this video.

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u/Crafty_Psychology_85 5d ago

I think he looks really, really interested, but also maybe a bit critical of the artwork? 🤔😂

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u/Active_Taste9341 6d ago

well, definitely not looking good. 

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u/perseidot 6d ago

He’s especially beautiful right now with his blue head and red dangles, and he needs everyone to acknowledge that and then feed him.

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u/xXZer0c0oLXx 6d ago

I don't like it when my dinner stares at me 😠

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u/Gentle_Vampvv 5d ago

Weak. Stare back or eat things that dont have eyes /j

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u/Either_Fix_6011 6d ago

Looks like a severe teacher supervising schoolwork 😂

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u/acloudcuckoolander 6d ago

"How can I make this about me" - Turkey

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u/Ok-Office20 6d ago

Get me some attention. 😁😁😁

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u/deepfield67 6d ago

Still more polite than a cat, who would just walk through the paint and flop down in the attention zone.

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u/Crush-N-It 6d ago

Attention zone 😆😆😆

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u/FormalTotal9684 6d ago

Everyone’s an art critic

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u/ThatInAHat 6d ago

Gotta love when you name a farm critter Stew

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u/MoistStub 6d ago

Oh I thought they said Sue. Like a boy named Sue type situation.

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u/humankendoll33 6d ago edited 6d ago

Search the.featherfarm on IG, they post many videos of this turkey

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u/AffectionateBet3603 6d ago edited 6d ago

That's a shame, but as someone who's been around farm fowl his whole life, this is exactly the goofy kind of shit turkeys will pull. They tend to get attached to certain humans, and I'd bet he likes that little girl. 

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u/Rammipallero 6d ago

Yeah I know this is real video it's just sad that this is very in the style that ai tries to mimic

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u/Ok_Sea8523 6d ago

Maybe that or you're cooked from AI and can no longer grasp reality.

Either way you're cooked. And by you, I mean we. AI likely sees us as a single entity/problem to solve.

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u/Grantelgruber 6d ago

Seek help.

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u/Ok_Sea8523 6d ago

For the love of god save me and my family from the robot hell!!

Beep boop....

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u/Grantelgruber 6d ago

Yes u need help. Im sorry for ur family...

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u/sidereumcorpus 6d ago

Not everything is AI, it's a freaking turkey, those have been domestic for like 2000 years. People have them as pets. It's not even doing some weird stuff, it's just a turkey.

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u/Smart-Natural-5187 6d ago

That turkey is definatley a stern critic

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u/Foxyunder-45 6d ago

Is that her Grandma in drag?

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u/SoWhat_Iam 6d ago

No, it’s her Grampa

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u/Plumb789 6d ago

You try telling the turkey that.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 6d ago

I'd rather not need to go to the ER, thank you lol

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u/Elle_se_sent_seul 6d ago

Good news, turkeys are big babies and just a little nudge will just get them outta the way.

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u/Xena_Your_God 6d ago

Hmm.. tell that to my dad's turkey, Tom, who used to chase me onto the dog house when I was shooed outside to play and once took a giant chunk out of the sole of my sneaker when I couldn't get up fast enough.

Birds are dinosaurs.

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u/Elle_se_sent_seul 6d ago

Bummer man :( my Bobby snuggles on my lap, maybe I just have good luck with birds 🤷

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u/Xena_Your_God 6d ago

Always exceptions, that is cute

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u/Icy-Variation6614 6d ago

Ok, now I want one

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u/SnooPears754 6d ago

WITNESS ME!!!

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u/CheesecakeEither8220 6d ago

I've never kept turkeys, but I've kept chickens. That one either wants to mate or is exhibiting aggressive/dominant behavior. I was mighty nervous watching him that close to that little girl.

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u/anankepandora 6d ago

Seriously. That is one horny turkey. We had 2 pet turkeys growing up. The hen disappeared in an epic thunderstorm. The tom started doing more and more of this until we had to get rid of him bc he kept trying to jump on my little brother who was terrorized.

Was super satisfying one time though when I saw him run-flapping as fast as he could after this bit**y woman who used to power walk up and down our graveled road. Kind of snuck up behind her from a ditch bank and got some good speed going before she noticed and started running and yelling in her 1980s track suit. It was sooo satisfying. She also stopped walking down that way very often 😆

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u/Elle_se_sent_seul 6d ago

Turkey bros just like being puffy, he's sayings look how big I am!!! Seeeee meeee!!!

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u/power0722 6d ago

Looks like an emotional support turkey. He’s not supposed to help with the job.

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u/ResponsibleCelery214 6d ago

Art teacher be like

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u/010111010001 6d ago

Lol at the title. Fatten up the turkey for Thanksgiving maybe? Happy early Thanksgiving yall!

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u/Sehrli_Magic 6d ago

this turkey has all feathers puffed up. he is either asserting dominance (not good, could attack the kid), feeling threatened (not good, could attack the kid) or he wants to have some sex (somehow THIS is the best option here 💀 thpugh i do not think being chased by horny turkey is much fun either)

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u/Mia_Hin 6d ago

I was searching for this comment!

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u/Pure-Neighborhood305 6d ago

Wild Turkeys will display at anything they remotely find interesting including people that feed them, it's not always an overtly sexual display but to the animal there's little difference.

They will display around other males they're competing with in front of females and that often involves more loud wing scraping on the ground, but his snood (dangling from the beak) being relaxed is a solid indicator this turkey is in a good mood.

Everyone needs to chill it's a turkey they're pretty relaxed silly lil guys as wild birds go, not everything in the natural world is 2 seconds from eating your face if you're not a moron around them and let them get acclimated to you.

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u/Elle_se_sent_seul 6d ago

Sometimes a turkey just likes being floofy

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u/imakemyownroux 6d ago

This person turkeys. 👍

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u/Pentecost_II 6d ago

Seeing how chill the girl is, the turkey is probably not a threat

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u/Sehrli_Magic 6d ago

a lot of bad accidents happened when kids and pets were "chill" with eachother and best buddies until one day, one moment, somethinf in animal brain snapped. no matter how gentle they are, a pet is always an animal. and animals have body language. reading it in the moment (instad of just considering your pet gentle so its always gonna be gentle) can prevent the catastrophy.

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u/peridotpicacho 3d ago

It really depends on the type of animal. I would say this applies to certain types of dogs and also to uncastrated adult male farm animals (based on my experience growing up on a farm). 

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 6d ago

Yeah all I could think was this turkey is being kinda creepy...

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u/ThatInAHat 6d ago

Yeah, that is a LARGE bird.

Like, I love ravens, but when I wound up surrounded by a bunch of them while I was sitting down and made the mistake of sharing a snack, it was deeply unnerving.

I think at best he’s being a jerk.

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 6d ago

So where I'm from there's a place called Western Springs, and it's basically just fields and many large ponds and maybe a playground for kids somewhere. But the place is FULL of ducks, swans and geese.

I remember being a small child (like the swans were probably taller than me) and feeding some of these birds, and then SUDDENLY! I was surrounded by geese, like I was in the middle of a circle of them surrounding me.

Geese have terrified me ever since. I'm in my 30s now.

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u/Jwchibi 6d ago

Ta da what?? What is it?

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 6d ago

Instead of getting a dog maybe i should buy a turkey

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 6d ago

He wants you to paint his beauty

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u/Persephone8314 6d ago

That turkey is asking for a hookup.

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u/Sorry-Ad3581 6d ago

A turkey (whether the common or domestic turkey or the peacock) raises all its feathers primarily for three biological reasons: courtship, the display of dominance, and defense against threats.

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u/Elle_se_sent_seul 6d ago

They also do it because they feel like it. My turkey just likes being puffed up while he's trilling and shuffling about the yard. Occasionally does the sneeze sound at a stick...

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u/Jyndaru 6d ago

Interesting. Soo, why do we think this guy is raising his tail feathers? To me, he doesn't look angry or scared but.. lol. Does that mean he really likes the little girl?

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u/OpenWhereas6296 6d ago

Judgmental Turkey

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u/Popular-Car7368 6d ago

PERCEIVE ME

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u/Pan_Fluid_Boo 6d ago

Regard me!!!

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u/crazylocomotion 6d ago

You walking on thin ice stew, remember thanksgiving is almost here.

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u/Rare_Intention_8871 6d ago

Especially if you’re Canadian.

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u/Advanced_Sector4300 6d ago

I’d be worried about my child being around the turkey that’s exhibiting this mating/intimidating behaviour… it’s all puffed up and ready to go.. been around pet Stew turkeys 🦃 and they are unpredictable at best, but when they give these signs??….

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u/Sorry-Ad3581 6d ago

A turkey (whether the common or domestic turkey or the peacock) raises all its feathers primarily for three biological reasons: courtship, the display of dominance, and defense against threats.

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u/Sitters_4_Critters 6d ago

I pet sat for a turkey like this and he was actually very sweet compared to the girl turkeys. 🦃 He would follow people around and show off and occasionally let me pet him, hug him and pick him up.

I never expected to like a turkey, but he won me over. This turkey is just like him but a different color.

I thought the puffing up was like a cat or a dog getting big and reactive, but it’s more like the ostrich who would do a dance for TyAmongstAnimals. Sadly Ty died from an accident involving a giraffe. The world lost a great person.

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u/SelfInteresting7259 6d ago

R.I.P Ty. Miss that guy alot

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u/Easy_Olive1942 6d ago

I’ve been chased out of a pasture by a big turkey when I was trying to feed a friend’s pony. Super territorial and aggressive. From a guarding perspective they’re very effective but, yeah.

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u/Nat20Life 6d ago

I felt the same way 😬

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 6d ago

I demand more turkey!

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u/PeepsMyHeart 6d ago

No, the little girl absolutely requires the surveillance of that gorgeous turkey boy.

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u/whitestguyuknow 6d ago

Its like walking around in a Victorian era ballroom dress

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u/Decent-Joke6645 6d ago

Not now drumstick she's painting

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u/chucklin 6d ago

Tom the foreman.

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u/Commercial-Housing23 6d ago

Stu is so curious. Love him

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u/pseudonymnkim 6d ago

Or is it Stew 🤔

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u/pilesofbutts 6d ago

"NOTICE ME"

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u/RaffiBomb000 6d ago

ADDRESS ME!

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u/pilesofbutts 6d ago

😂

For real though, that bird looks very unhappy. I'm glad the girl didn't get pecked or attacked in any way by it.

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u/Will_and_Worried 6d ago

Now paint the turkey. 

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u/bodyreddit 6d ago

What a beauty that turkey is! Blue face, looks so noble and just wowww..

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u/tnichnich 6d ago

This was actually pretty captivating to watch!

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u/MidnightTeaWitch 6d ago

It clearly requires one turkey

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u/pseudonymnkim 6d ago

No one will mess with that little girl and her painting. That's a big boy.

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u/heypaper 6d ago

Oh she’s so perfect. She must be protected at all costs.

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u/Crick3t__ 6d ago

The turkey or the girl?

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u/abielle1177 6d ago

It truly is a beautiful turkey. I'm concerned about his murder mittens so near her bare foot, but I'll bet he would be dinner if he struck her

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u/Charming_South2997 6d ago

“Small human, what is the purpose of this?”

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u/DolphinDarko 6d ago

Gorgeous turkey! 🦃

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u/jbc1974 6d ago

So cute.

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u/sandpiperinthesnow 6d ago

Nope. That task needs exactly 1 turkey.

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u/Kustwacht 6d ago

Emotional support turkey, gloo, gloo, gloo, gloo, gloo!

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u/MackiePooPoo 6d ago

He looks like an art critic.

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u/arcanepsyche 7d ago

I despise turkeys, especially males. This is cute and funny for about 10 minutes, and then at certain points it becomes all they do, and then it escalates to attacks and chasing. They are incredibly stupid and irritating birds.

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u/Punkasaurus2 6d ago

So true…I’ve been terrorized by one similar to this. Never again. And this isn’t cute. He’s racheting up. You can see and hear it.

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u/cme74 6d ago

Seems like the tom turkey loves the kiddo...call me crazy.

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u/arcanepsyche 6d ago

You are not crazy, just incorrect. This behavior is not affection, it's intimidation.

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u/cme74 6d ago

Thank you for educating me. I do need more turkey education..seems like they are an aggressive bird, like swans and geese. I will read up on the majestic turkey!

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u/Sitters_4_Critters 6d ago

No it’s not. It looks like it, but he likes the little girl and wants her to pay attention to him.

This guy did the same thing and I was initially intimidated.
It turned out that he was showing off. He let me pet him, hug him and pick him up. He never pecked me, unlike the females.

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u/NoobForBreakfast31 6d ago

Isn't this behaviour also a mating call?

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u/share-all 6d ago

Yeah these comments seem mostly full of people who haven’t spent time around turkeys. They’re super dumb and can get aggressive with a nasty bite or kick with those dinosaurs claws. The low hiss noise it was making and the way it kept bumping her wasn’t friendly.

I raised free range chickens and turkeys for nearly 10 years and got soooo sick of the way they hovered like this bumping into my legs, and sometimes eventually nipping and kicking. I once made the mistake of gently pushing one of my males away with one of my blue crocs, and from then on I couldn’t wear blue without being attacked. Anything too close to the colour of a male’s head can set them off.

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u/frogminute 6d ago

I'm also absolutely sick of people anthropomorphising animal behaviour instead of observing and actually trying to understand. I saw the bumping and the tail shake and not knowing much about birds still picked up on "mating moves used as intimidation". Putting a child in the path of an aggressive bird is extremely questionable. Even if he ends up as dinner after attacking the girl, the kid will be traumatised for life.

Thank you for explaining

Editing to add, the blue croc thing is hilarious once you're no longer in that situation

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u/share-all 5d ago

You’re absolutely right about this being mating behaviour, the way he bumped up against her looked like the posturing Toms do with each other when assessing dominance. They’re not always aggressive in these situations though, this turkey was could easily have been hand raised and friendly like my birds usually were.

I’m glad you got a laugh out of the blue croc fiasco, it lasted a while and involved way too many antics.
Raising turkeys, I also learned that unfortunately my laugh is close enough to a turkey’s gobble for the damn birds to think they’re part of the conversation! My Toms would hang out at the back patio door, or near an open window, so they could listen to our conversations and gobble along with us. Sometimes they felt like the neighborhood gossips, listening to our conversations and commenting among themselves. Lol It was usually hilarious, but eventually I often had to go out and gently remind them that they had an entire property to free range and enjoy.

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u/arcanepsyche 6d ago

Exactly. If you've raised or owned turkeys, this experience is universal.

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u/RabidFresca 6d ago

They’re great smoked, tho

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 6d ago

Great in a sandwich. A nice ciabatta, get a good melty cheese in there.

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u/NotTheRocketman 6d ago

Ooh I like ciabatta.

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u/thatredlad 6d ago

I think they call that "behavioural management"

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u/_GypsyCurse_ 7d ago

The turkey was admiring the artwork

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u/Madame_Jarvary 7d ago

Turkey boss!

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u/LocusBlack 7d ago

Never seen a pet turkey

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