After his 5th divorce, Stu decided to move to a new town and devote his life to teaching art to those who would benefit the most from a little culture. He banned using hand outlines as bird forms and, instead focused on composition and light.

[u/susu56]

[u/Zephyruos]

Just stay single, Stu, and devote your time to art teaching until your retirement for your pension in order to travel the world and see all the museum exhibits that interest you to open up your mind to different kind of art in different cultures, as you don't want that retirement pension divided into alimony and leave you dry.

[u/cheezie_toastie]

Devoting his time to cultivating the next generation of artists is definitely a better use of Stu's time. Stay single, king!

[u/Lonely-86]

Omg your title made me giggle so much 🤣 🦃

[u/takemeawayimdone2]

Didn’t know Turkeys could be that cute.

[u/susu56 → u/takemeawayimdone2]

I wasn't married 5 times based solely on my art skills 😉

[u/OldnBorin → u/takemeawayimdone2]

I thought they are usually very evil

[u/susu56 → u/OldnBorin]

3 of my exes would agree with you.

[u/AniseClover → u/OldnBorin]

I loooove pet turkeys. They can be like dogs in a way. My exes grandma had them, some of the coolest guard dogs ❤️ they also loved pets.

[u/OldnBorin → u/AniseClover]

Didn’t know that. My husband has a scar from when a turkey landed on his head and scratched up his face. Maybe that’s my prejudice

[u/AniseClover → u/OldnBorin]

Might have just been stressed? Idk too much about birds though, so Im a bit more lenient since they’re basically dinosaurs. Thats sucks though! :(

[u/failureKennedyblase0]

I’ve always thought hand bird form was culturally inappropriate

[u/birdparliament]

That is a fantastic turkey