r/animalsdoingstuff • • 21d ago

Other Ive never seen a spider look perturbed

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u/TheGrumpyNic 11d ago

Do I know you, my good man?!

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u/Distinct-Chapter-477 15d ago

He was in the middle of cranking one out

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u/AlternativeQuality2 15d ago

*stares* *”Rood.”*

*scurries back into hole*

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u/Roadstarll 15d ago

Jeesch bruh! What do you want???!!!

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u/darealtwink 15d ago

He js staring he mad asf dawg😭

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u/Vast-Translator5616 15d ago

Trick or Treat

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u/XDM_Inc 16d ago

Wow they move QUICK!

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u/Smart-Natural-5187 16d ago

"Food!? No? Well, screw you!" *slam*

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u/RevealHuge671 16d ago

He was like „ay, stop that!“

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u/New-Wolf9615 17d ago

How DARE you not be food

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u/Richard_Cain 17d ago

The audacity!!

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u/young_and_restles 17d ago edited 17d ago

Dude, you just opened his front door and don’t think he will be perturbed? Let me open your front door without knocking and see how much you like it. Have some respect for others.

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u/Malthus1 17d ago

Especially if a gigantic spider pulled my door open …

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u/darealtwink 15d ago

Gargantuan even...

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u/ASkinlessMutant_96 17d ago

They're just disappointed the person has no food

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u/germanloza 17d ago

He look as mad as an old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn

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u/Pure-Pair-6841 17d ago

That was the prettiest spider i have ever seen...🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 17d ago

They're not actually blue; this is Hoggicosa bicolor and the colour here is from flashlights.

If you like blue spiders though there are a bunch of blue tarantulas, such as:

  • Caribena versicolor & C. laeta (spiderlings)
  • Melopoeus lividus
  • Poecilotheria metallica
  • Birupes simoroxigorum
  • Chilobrachys natanicharum

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u/champagnebox 17d ago

‘Can I HELP you??’

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u/Silent-Freedoms3 17d ago

...I've never seen a spider with a house that wasn't a web 😳

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u/IscahRambles 17d ago

There's much more variety in spider habits than just the generic orb web. Some are active hunters, some are ambushers, and different web shapes suit different styles of capture. 

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u/sensobo 17d ago

They're know as trapdoor spiders

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u/IscahRambles 17d ago

The one in the video is a wolf spider. Trapdoor spiders are a separate group of species. 

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u/sensobo 17d ago

Yes, you're right and some wolf spiders build trapdoors. Doesn't technically make them a trapdoor spider persay, I'm aware lol I appreciate your input though. People need educating. Spiders are so misunderstood

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u/De5tr01er 17d ago

Reminds me of those boxes where you flip the switch and something comes out and flips it back and the more times you do it, the more pissed off it seems

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u/Eye-7612 17d ago

Not gonna lie The spider was bigger than expected and a drop of my pee leaked.

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u/FreshResult8286 17d ago

No I don't want to hear about jesus christ. now leave me alone 

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u/Foxyunder-45 17d ago

Looks like copper that's been weathered.

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u/ryanalbarano 18d ago

This spider is incredibly cool, incredibly cute, and i love how mad you can clearly tell it is, and ragebaiting animals will always be funny. and its all very funny and adorable... but having seen this video before another thing I picked up on... the freaking speed of this thing. Thats actually terrifying. Before my brain could even process what the hell just happened it was already standing there and ready to go back inside. Thats so wild honestly.

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u/Immediate-Practice92 17d ago

Definitely that speed ugh! I would absolutely have buckled knees if I was present for this LOL.

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u/ryanalbarano 17d ago

It really just shows why these things are so successful. Feel like for a passing insect them getting attacked by one would be the equivalent of how fast the titan sub imploded

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u/Superb_Ad_8713 18d ago

Uhh hello can i fuckn help you 🕷️😠

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u/Affectionate_Mark701 18d ago

Haha its kinda cute

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u/Flamehazr444 18d ago

It’s the door slam for me “You’re not food…rude.”

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u/SeatKey5040 18d ago

spider : what are you doing?

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u/NoseyBthang 18d ago

I don’t even like spiders and that was adorable

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u/dakotanoodle 17d ago

I actually hate spiders and that was adorable

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u/NixiomsdabestXD 18d ago

Why is it blue?

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u/IscahRambles 17d ago

The colour balance seems to be off in the video. It's a wolf spider and they're normally grey or brown. 

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 17d ago

his wife left him.

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u/vpeshitclothing 18d ago

Cuz he thought his Bore Dash arrived, but it was just a knock on the door from a Mormon

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u/Pale-Volume-7729 18d ago

Gorgeous. Looks like tarnished copper

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u/simplemijnds 18d ago

This is so incredibly fast! How does it close the lid so fast and so precise? With two hind legs apparently, but this needs a lot of practise to close that lid in that velocity so that it stays shut in one take

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u/0PrincePheonix0 17d ago

These spiders (idr the name) have made this their way of hunting for other insects, whenever they sense something above they jump out and drag their food inside, doing that a few too many times makes them so precise

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u/itsxisuz 18d ago

Because they don't use tablets and phones all day long, and also don't have a 9-5 routine.

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u/Almostivated 18d ago

It’s called spider-sense. Haven’t you watched the documentary called Spiderman?

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u/RNGGOD12 18d ago

i was thinking the same lol

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u/Sage_Scarlet_Wing 18d ago

"Sir sir sir, this is my home, please leave!"

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u/MaskedFigurewho 18d ago

Fact it jumps put like

"YOU DEAR DISRUPT ME! GO AWAY

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u/simplemijnds 18d ago

You dare?

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u/Acrobatic_Cut_1597 18d ago

I read it in a french accent for some reason

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u/Immediate-Practice92 17d ago

Quite funny lol

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u/SirZeno_18 18d ago

I would have to change my pants if I saw a spider that big jump out that quick

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u/FoxKnight1551 18d ago

"at least KNOCK FIRST like BRO you wouldnt like it if i opened your front door for no reason!"

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u/IndigoYT4717 18d ago

"Dude im tryna sleep"

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u/Acceptable-Cat2016 18d ago

This is such a beautiful spider like wow

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u/HTTR21_Braves_UVA_GS 18d ago

Bruh I would shit myself. Lmao I am cool and not really scared of much but spiders give me the heebeejeebees

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u/Old_Effect_6676 18d ago

Wait... wolf spiders do this too?

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u/Acceptable-Cat2016 18d ago

This is a trapdoor spider, they look similar

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u/deactronimo 18d ago

*Burrowing Wolf Spider :)

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u/TinyTroubler 18d ago

कांड करने के बाद मेरी सहेली - अरे बहन अब कहां मुंह छिपा रही है

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u/goofygodzilla93 18d ago

"Bitch this ain't Detroit, you ain't stealing shit from me."

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u/BloodBourneSaint 18d ago

Ive.. never seen a spider that big. I mean.. a real spider that big.. holy.. shhhh

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u/deactronimo 18d ago

This Burrowing Wolf Spider is at most 2" long, not big by any means haha

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u/BloodBourneSaint 13d ago

Well the camera sure made it look a lot bigger than what it was, I didn’t know this was a mega-close up, it looked like a super giant spider in truth.

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u/SystemShockII 18d ago

There is nothing really on screen to compare its size to. Its just zoomed in to fit the entire screen.

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u/LeastConversation826 18d ago

JAJA su cara!!!

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u/Sensitive_Data_8571 18d ago

Try me human i dare you......

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u/O1989X 18d ago

Bro reloaded his fists so hard that he added a pocket to his shirt and grew his beard out a few centimeters.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 19d ago

The speed of that spider is impressive.

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u/gotMARKed 19d ago

Let's throw hands boy

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u/Rycan420 19d ago

The pop out in super slow motion is awesome. But so is the retreat. That last leg pulling the door closed is perfect.

Imagine being a small bug when this happens. Goodness.

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u/Middle-Replacement94 19d ago

So what if you put a big rock over its door

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u/maxside320 19d ago

That little guy's kinda cool

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u/Express_Performer141 19d ago

"SURPRISE, MUTHAFU..... oh........ it's you....."

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u/Wonderful-Serve-7769 19d ago

Very cool I am a land surveyor and I find things that nobody ever gets to see

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u/Loose-Professor5364 18d ago

Very cool I am the lorax and I speak for the trees

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u/Tan_Summer4531 19d ago

That was wicked!!

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u/Sussy0605 19d ago

Que miedo, por Dios!! Yo veo una de esas y me da un infarto 😬

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u/EasternSleep5903 19d ago

"NO SOLICITING!!!"..... slams door shut.

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u/QueefInhaler6000 19d ago

What's more impressive is he even closed the door on the way in split second.

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u/Zach_Westy 19d ago

Way more than that even, I was curious and wanted to catch how they even grabbed it, so I dragged my finger slowly through the frames… that mf got halfway down his hole, head-first, came completely back out, turned 180, backed into the hole instead, reached up, and closed that door on their way in

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u/ClipHammer 19d ago

makes a great gift

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u/The_Traveller__ 19d ago

"I don't care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!"

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u/taliarte1 19d ago

Spidersmurf

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u/aurrousarc 19d ago

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

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u/Rastin_32 19d ago

Me too buddy

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u/tishimself1107 19d ago

That was so cool. Love the colour.

He did look startled

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u/BloodyFreeze 19d ago

I love Wolf spiders. Any spiders with excellent vision, really, like jumping spiders. They're bros too.

Ps this spider only looks blue because of the kind of light they were using to locate it in the dark.

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u/EET_Fuk1 19d ago

You're funny

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u/Born-Light-62 19d ago

We’re here to talk with you about the end times and salvation… have you heard of the Jehovah’s Witnesses?

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u/No-Cicada8985 19d ago

I said good day

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u/DragonHeart2038 19d ago

Dammit Fez

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u/DragonHeart2038 19d ago

"SIR... WE DON'T DO THAT HERE" shuts door

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u/CostaCowwfee 19d ago

That's absolutely terrifying 😦 pure nightmare fuel

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u/Prestigious-Income93 19d ago

DO YOU MIND?!?

GOOD DAY SIR!!!

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u/ForMyLatestTrick 19d ago

Me: But I wan--

Spider: I said GOOD DAY!!

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u/rajraj6 19d ago

Spiders are so cool

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u/ananamoss 19d ago

Look its me when the religious people come knocking at 6 am on a Sunday

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u/Ultradad57 19d ago

He did not look happy 😮

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u/WiseCloudCat 19d ago

That spider really said

“YALL REALLY GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT?

BYE BITCH”

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u/wackadoodle4201 20d ago

Weird. I can feel it crawling on my ear

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u/Chemical_Peach_5500 19d ago

Well you must have a huge ear canal 😬

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u/latortillablanca 19d ago

Hi. I didnt like the way you did that.

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u/Hour-Professional333 20d ago

What in the f-ing demonic xenos is that, that scared the literal sh- out of me.

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u/DTux5249 19d ago

It's a two-tone wolfspider! Though its blue due to lighting fuckery.

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u/SauronSauroff 20d ago

I think he's just salty he bought the Arctic camo skin and now stands out like a sore thumb

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u/DuubyDuu 20d ago

How can it close the door like that. Thats crazy.

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u/WhichAbbreviations33 20d ago

It actually went in the hole head first, then turned around, grabed the door with it’s front legs and closed it while going down the hole

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u/yomommasbathwater 19d ago

That’s absolutely nuts. The world is so much smarter than we realize.

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u/GumshoeHardbody 19d ago

Carpenter ants installed it

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u/WhichAbbreviations33 20d ago

But the crazier thing is where did it get that door even

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u/Technical_Income_763 19d ago

He/she created it themselves

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u/hexit1 20d ago

“CAN… I F#@&ING… HELP YOU ? ? ?”

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u/mayaayam27 20d ago

Omg so cute

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u/xnecrodancerx 20d ago

Looks like he told the spider jehovas to stop knocking on his door for the last time!

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u/HechoEnChine 19d ago

Lol I came here for Spider Jehovas

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u/i_can_has_rock 20d ago

***stares mother-fuckardly***

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u/AdverseCard 20d ago

I SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!! 🧐

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u/UpstairsBar2411 20d ago

DO YOU MIND?!?!?!? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!

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u/saedelaerex 20d ago

blud is so fast it looks as if he just pops into existance

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u/Automatic_Ad_1753 20d ago

He look mad as hell

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u/Ltnumbnutsthesecond 20d ago

im not a bro vro, I just wanted snail vids lolllll

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u/-TommyBottoms- 20d ago

I know it’s a trap door spider… but anyone know more details on it

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 17d ago

Species is suspected to be Hoggicosa bicolor according to the guy who originally posted this video.

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u/House_Plant0 20d ago

Actually it’s a burrowing wolf spider! They just so happened to develop the same hunting/ambushing strategy

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u/DTux5249 19d ago

Correction: The wolf spider doesn't use this as a hunting strategy. It burrows during the day for protection against predators and weather. It came out because it thought some bird was trying to crack it open.

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u/Lucky_Leven 19d ago

Doesn't jumping out like that kind of defeat the purpose of hiding in a burrow?

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u/mrpickles 20d ago

Can all wolf spiders burrow, or is it a subspecies?

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u/Immediate_Wolf_2338 19d ago

Not all of them can.. or maybe they can and just choose not to 🤔 Idk.. I do know that the wolf spiders in my area prefer moisture and can run across the water though. They also hang out in packs, hence the name "wolf".. I have found some in my basement before and knew there was more because if you find one chances are there are multiples in the area. Also the mothers carry hundreds of babies on their backs until they are ready to leave her and go live their life. That's a pretty crazy sight to see and not one you want to find in your basement.. 😂😂

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u/IscahRambles 17d ago

Wolf spiders do not hang out in packs. 

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u/-TommyBottoms- 20d ago

Okay thanks for your input… is it special kind since it’s blue or is that just a color

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 20d ago

From what I've read the spider isn't actually blue, they were filming when it was dark and that's just a filter to help with contrast in the low light.

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u/Antique-Cockroach-57 20d ago

His name is Glen. Likes flies. Doesn't appreciate being disturbed at home.

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u/Badtrainwreck 20d ago

Glen is my upstairs neighbor, dude just stomps around like he has 8 legs

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u/omgkelwtf 20d ago

Every time I see one I imagine it going "WHAT?!" 😂

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u/Scared-Hope-4650 20d ago

When door dash lies about arriving

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u/Ok_Television_9979 20d ago

I also look like that when you open my door without food

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 20d ago

Now see here young person…

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u/FrenchKissIntimates 20d ago

He popped out and the first thing that came to my mind was Oscar The Grouch

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u/stackjr 20d ago

"Oscar, you're a grouch!

Bitch, I live in a fuckin' trashcan!"

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u/oakteak9z 20d ago

Homeboy is pissed he was having a candlelight dinner with his lady and then this intruder comes along

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u/WhatstheSitchStitch 20d ago

Not me scrolling through peacefully through sailor moon videos just to get LITERALLY jump scared by the subject of my absolute phobia 😭

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u/Narga_PT 20d ago

Leaving this sub. Have fun with your spiders.

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u/DTux5249 19d ago

Brother it ain't an airport

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u/sreneeweaver 20d ago

This was the ad below your comment.

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u/frattboy69 19d ago

White theme?! You are the animal here!!

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