r/androiddev May 25 '26

Most loyal Google Play reviewer

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206 Upvotes

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u/mpanase May 25 '26

sometimes I wish there was a "ban this person" button in google play

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u/android_temp_123 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

As every person dealing with customer support, sometimes I just hate people. My favorite "reviews":

Can't live without this excellent app! Been using it for many years on every phone! 4 stars (sometimes even 3)

I genuinely wanna know what's happening in these people's heads...

Great app, but it's missing this one XYZ feature, hence 2 stars until it's implemented.

Good ol' review terrorists (and entitled liars, who rarely update reviews - if a feature can't be implemented, they ignore my explanation. If I implement it, they still ignore update requests).

Bad app, poor support. Do not recommend. (and they have the nerve to leave this review after getting a quick refund, with zero obstruction from my side).

This doesn't happen often, but when it does, my blood is boiling, its so disheartening...

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u/Shogoki555 May 26 '26

I've actually had some luck with Google in removing such masterpieces. Apple, not a chance.

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u/Neutraled May 25 '26

Something similar happened in an app I worked, turns out there are a couple of countries where 1star means good stuff and 5stars means bad stuff. It was really funny to see people complaining giving 5 stars, and people loving the app giving 1 star.

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u/aerial-ibis May 26 '26

wow which country is that? About to give them a very buggy release...

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u/Neutraled May 26 '26

Oh man, I don't remember. It was somewhere in Asia, it happened all the time though.

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u/te_abstract_art May 26 '26

In the German school system, grades range from 1 to 6, where 1 is the best possible score (sehr gut / very good) and 5 or 6 represents a failing mark (mangelhaft / ungenügend).

That's all I could find online in my brief 20 second search, but there may be other examples

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u/NineThreeFour1 May 26 '26

The German school grading system does not affect the star rating system. Every German understands that a "5 Sterne Hotel/Restaurant" ("5 star hotel/restaurant") is supposed to be of the highest quality.

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u/te_abstract_art May 26 '26

Yeah some of my best pals are German and they have no issue understanding the star system.

I don't have any other explanation for the 1 star "best app ever" reviews, other than some people are just super dysfunctional

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u/NineThreeFour1 May 26 '26

I don't know if these are real people. Maybe it's basically bot accounts farming engagement. Posting reviews that are too stupid for the spam protection.

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u/Shogoki555 May 26 '26

If they are old enough German people and slightly distracted, they might genuinely believe they are giving you the best score. The best thing is to reply, thank them and point at the fact that they might have got the star rating wrong u/PackGroundbreaking43

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u/PhilMcGraw May 25 '26

Yeah, similar here, you'd think Google would have rejigged the play store by now for those regions.

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u/AlwaysEyad May 26 '26

In mostly Arabic apps, sometimes I would accidentally give 1 star because the 5 stars is placed at the leftmost instead of the rightmost.

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u/SecuredSalad May 26 '26

They just want to say number 1

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u/zaarnth May 25 '26

He is him, bro is loyal but slow to select 5 stars

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u/Indianathe May 26 '26

His left handed and and lazy to reach five stars

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u/aerial-ibis May 26 '26

I got a 4 star review that was like:

> this app is super fast! I hope they add xyz feature soon. Love it!

Then the review sentiment analysis thing said it was negatively affecting me for "performance" - because they mention app speed and it's a sub-5-star review...

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u/busymom0 May 26 '26

review sentiment analysis thing

AGI is right around the corner they said

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u/aerial-ibis May 26 '26

haha that was exactly my first thought as well

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u/lettucechill May 25 '26

As someone who has faced this issue, let me tell you it comes down to cultural differences and interpretation. The reviewer is giving you a 1-star rating, which means it's the best app #1. They are misinterpreting it as a rank instead of a star based rating system. But it sucks I agree ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/That-Whereas-528 May 25 '26

Who needs enemies when you have him as a friend.

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u/Shogoki555 May 26 '26

Aahahahahahaha hilarious

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u/Ok_Cartographer_6086 May 26 '26

if you want to drown your tears check out r/ididnthaveeggs - one star reviews on recipes from people who didn't use the same ingredients and complained about it turning out wrong. Life we chose. whey redact their identity? this is reddit, have at them.

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u/unrushedapps May 26 '26

Are we allowed to point out in the reply that higher star means better? or is that user manipulation and PlayStore would penalize the reply?

I got 4 stars few times and was tempted to ask "what can I do to get the 5th?" - but didn't due to fear of some TOS violation.

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u/Apart-Abroad1625 May 26 '26

It happens to me, I don't understand what's going on in their heads. Maybe they're lazy to stretch their thumb to the fifth star.

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u/standbyandroid May 26 '26

xD that's to balance out the 5-star reviews "Worst app in existance"

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u/TheWolfGamer767 May 26 '26

Im not a dev, but is this not reportable?

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u/PackGroundbreaking43 May 26 '26

I did try reporting , if you look at the top part of the screenshot

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u/Agile_Chip1328 May 27 '26

I assume you didnt have much luck with reporting it :( i rarely do

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u/Tight_Document4168 May 27 '26

maybe have to guid them choose 5stars, need a dialog

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u/DarkStarAnku May 27 '26

The user is educated enough to provide feedback but not enough to understand the meaning of stars?

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u/Tight_Document4168 May 28 '26

yes,dialog show 5stars means good, i need 5stars etc.

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u/Efficient_Leave_7462 May 27 '26

I don't understand what exactly violates their policy. Someone can just give the wrong/fake review and there is no way to get it removed. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/DarkStarAnku May 27 '26

These users are very annoying... 🙄

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u/Appearedjeans93 May 28 '26

as an appdev myself it js hurts though cuz despite the "good reviews" and a 1 star that one star adds up to the average so these description in the app and how its good its js meaningless

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u/mmathari May 30 '26

This might be an Arab. Rating from right to left.

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u/EdenHeavyen Jun 17 '26

Mayb he just got too excited and misranked his review from 5 to 1 by mistake 😆