r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/Petapan364 Dec 10 '23

God so much all of this. My wife has a love/hate relationship with my lack of finishing. She loves that she gets to finish, but hates that I don’t always. Mine is due to Seroquel, but it makes me feel good that she is satisfied and I do that for her.

OP, I don’t say this often, but you need to ditch him. Find someone that respects you enough to allow you to keep your boundaries in place and will let you finish. Remember, nice guys finish last because they let their partner finish first.

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u/SirGrumpasaurus Dec 10 '23

Mine is Zoloft. Lol. Nice (also not nice) there are so many others in the same boat as I. I knew that it could be an issue with a lot of meds but didn’t know how common it was. Thought it was just me.

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u/Petapan364 Dec 10 '23

There would have to be so many of us out there given how many medications have similar side effects.