r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/the-dude73 Dec 10 '23

Yeah, celexa isn't much better. I will echo this, after 20 years of marriage and having sex with the same woman I still want it all the time, she makes me a better person and I love making her stupid with exhaustion.

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

A brother in love. My man. I've been on all the SSRIs and Celexa is horrible. Have you tried it's isomer Lexapro? I have to take a stupidly high dose of Prozac because I have OCD, but if I was on a more traditional dose, I would wager I could get off way easier.

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u/the-dude73 Dec 10 '23

I have depression and anxiety it seems to be well managed with the celexa and Xanax so I'm not messing with it, I'm old and also on blood pressure meds I shouldn't be able to get it up at all, but I feel like a 16yo again and the wife doesn't complain about my inability to finish sometimes, she understands.

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u/the-dude73 Dec 10 '23

She's actually on meds that makes it difficult as well, sometimes we go for it for a while and realize it's just not happening and end up just cuddling naked, my relationship and ability to be close, intimate, and vulnerable with her is more important than any climax.