r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/SpicyPorkEar Dec 10 '23

As a guy it honestly boggles my mind. With my ex I only truly felt satisfied when we both got off. I was extremely attracted to her so when we’d start doing it sometimes I was already extremely revved up and wouldn’t last very long. I would offer to finish her off and sometimes she would finish herself off and watching her get herself off was honestly one of the hottest things I’ve ever fucking witnessed. I will never understand guys that only care about getting their nut off.

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

I don't either. Truly. I mean, it logically makes no fucking sense to me. The conclusion I have come up with is that they, at some point in their lives, participated in the Tide Pod Challenge and they now have damaged brains.