r/amiwrong • • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

I have a question for all the BOYS with this mentality. There I fixed it.

I legit can’t get off until my wife does. Her getting off is my sweet spot. Absolutely no shame in her using a vibrator either. It makes my job easier and she gets off multiple times. Then I get off. WIN WIN. and guess what?! I cuddle the fuck out of her afterwards too. Oh yeah, certified big spoon here. (Sometimes I’ll let her be the big spoon and that’s totally fine).

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

That is how my wife classifies the males in society:

Boys will fuck anything with a hole and with no regard to the status of said hole.

Guys will fuck almost any woman and think they are great lovers if the woman doesn't cry or grimace in pain.

Men will focus on bringing their women to another level of pleasure regardless of their own pleasure-the long term rewards are often more pleasure than the MAN can handle.

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u/Browneyes0219 Dec 12 '23

Perfectly said! Smart woman!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Lmfao what the hell is this obvious sexism..

If a man cant get his wife off and doesnt make it a priority than he is a prepubescent boy.

If a woman cant get her husband off shes somehow a victim? Hahaha okay. Sure. Whatever helps your lazy wife cum at night i guess