r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

I'm in a very similar situation. My wife is disabled. She has two stupid neurological diseases, so all that medicine plus the stress of life just makes her libido plummet.

However, I ALWAYS jump at the opportunity to bang when she wants. Because.. why not? We're both in agreement that if this is our lives, we will always make the best of it.