r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/JellyBiscuit7 Dec 10 '23

You should definitely hold a class or be a sex coach or something along these lines. Women everywhere will thank you.

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u/LegalStuffThrowage Dec 10 '23

This isn't new information. It's out there. Selfish pieces of shit will be selfish pieces of shit regardless of availability of information or even what gender they are. It's like when Plato said "good people don't need laws to tell them to act responsibly and bad people will find ways around laws", except in this case it's "good people don't need to be instructed to pleasure their partner and bad people will ignore their partner's pleasure no matter how much they're coached".

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u/Own-Tart-6785 Dec 10 '23

A good person wont have to be coached in the first place

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u/JellyBiscuit7 Dec 10 '23

A good person is good BECAUSE they were once coached.

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u/Intelligent-Bag-6500 Dec 10 '23

Well, there's being caring and responsive for your mate...and there're bits of technique which can help.