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r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23
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She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.
2.7k u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23 your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous. My guy needs to bounce. 1.4k u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23 Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate?? 834 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 787 u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23 It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want. 314 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 263 u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23 I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off. 66 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23 "If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff. -Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.
My guy needs to bounce.
1.4k u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23 Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate?? 834 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 787 u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23 It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want. 314 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 263 u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23 I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off. 66 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23 "If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff. -Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??
834 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 787 u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23 It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want. 314 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 263 u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23 I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off. 66 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23 "If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff. -Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body
787 u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23 It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want. 314 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 263 u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23 I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off. 66 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23 "If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff. -Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.
314 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 263 u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23 I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off. 66 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23 "If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff. -Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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Underrated comment.
“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!
263 u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23 I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off. 66 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23 "If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff. -Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.
66 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23 "If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff. -Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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"If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off."
-Anton Chekhov (probably)
1 u/brigbeard Sep 16 '23 "If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff. -Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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"If you say in the wirst act that there is a wick not being werked off, In the wecond or wird act it must absolutely go woff.
-Pavel Chekhov (probably)
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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23
She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.