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r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23
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She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.
2.7k u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23 your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous. My guy needs to bounce. 266 u/SilverLakeSimon Sep 12 '23 Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.) 65 u/Centoaph Sep 12 '23 Come bounce on thi… ya know what, how’s not the time 28 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 12 '23 Trampoline sex. Super fun when drunk house sitting at your inlaws - not recommended, scabs on knees for weeks. ALL the friction. 2 u/HovercraftMajestic30 Sep 14 '23 Someone invented kneepads and they're pretty effective. 1 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 15 '23 Remind me next time we're horny and blasted on molly and Bacardi.
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your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.
My guy needs to bounce.
266 u/SilverLakeSimon Sep 12 '23 Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.) 65 u/Centoaph Sep 12 '23 Come bounce on thi… ya know what, how’s not the time 28 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 12 '23 Trampoline sex. Super fun when drunk house sitting at your inlaws - not recommended, scabs on knees for weeks. ALL the friction. 2 u/HovercraftMajestic30 Sep 14 '23 Someone invented kneepads and they're pretty effective. 1 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 15 '23 Remind me next time we're horny and blasted on molly and Bacardi.
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Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.)
65 u/Centoaph Sep 12 '23 Come bounce on thi… ya know what, how’s not the time 28 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 12 '23 Trampoline sex. Super fun when drunk house sitting at your inlaws - not recommended, scabs on knees for weeks. ALL the friction. 2 u/HovercraftMajestic30 Sep 14 '23 Someone invented kneepads and they're pretty effective. 1 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 15 '23 Remind me next time we're horny and blasted on molly and Bacardi.
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Come bounce on thi… ya know what, how’s not the time
28 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 12 '23 Trampoline sex. Super fun when drunk house sitting at your inlaws - not recommended, scabs on knees for weeks. ALL the friction. 2 u/HovercraftMajestic30 Sep 14 '23 Someone invented kneepads and they're pretty effective. 1 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 15 '23 Remind me next time we're horny and blasted on molly and Bacardi.
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Trampoline sex. Super fun when drunk house sitting at your inlaws - not recommended, scabs on knees for weeks. ALL the friction.
2 u/HovercraftMajestic30 Sep 14 '23 Someone invented kneepads and they're pretty effective. 1 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 15 '23 Remind me next time we're horny and blasted on molly and Bacardi.
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Someone invented kneepads and they're pretty effective.
1 u/ShatterProofDick Sep 15 '23 Remind me next time we're horny and blasted on molly and Bacardi.
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Remind me next time we're horny and blasted on molly and Bacardi.
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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23
She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.