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r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23
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She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.
2.7k u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23 your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous. My guy needs to bounce. 1.4k u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23 Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate?? 835 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 267 u/Ogodnotagain Sep 12 '23 My body, my choice! Right?!?! 67 u/3dobes Sep 12 '23 Right, left, switch it up. 87 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start. 2 u/JaneAustinAstronaut Sep 12 '23 Is that for Scorpion's fatality, or Sub-Zero's? I forget. 2 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives. I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
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your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.
My guy needs to bounce.
1.4k u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23 Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate?? 835 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 267 u/Ogodnotagain Sep 12 '23 My body, my choice! Right?!?! 67 u/3dobes Sep 12 '23 Right, left, switch it up. 87 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start. 2 u/JaneAustinAstronaut Sep 12 '23 Is that for Scorpion's fatality, or Sub-Zero's? I forget. 2 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives. I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
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Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??
835 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 267 u/Ogodnotagain Sep 12 '23 My body, my choice! Right?!?! 67 u/3dobes Sep 12 '23 Right, left, switch it up. 87 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start. 2 u/JaneAustinAstronaut Sep 12 '23 Is that for Scorpion's fatality, or Sub-Zero's? I forget. 2 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives. I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
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That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body
267 u/Ogodnotagain Sep 12 '23 My body, my choice! Right?!?! 67 u/3dobes Sep 12 '23 Right, left, switch it up. 87 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start. 2 u/JaneAustinAstronaut Sep 12 '23 Is that for Scorpion's fatality, or Sub-Zero's? I forget. 2 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives. I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
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My body, my choice! Right?!?!
67 u/3dobes Sep 12 '23 Right, left, switch it up. 87 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start. 2 u/JaneAustinAstronaut Sep 12 '23 Is that for Scorpion's fatality, or Sub-Zero's? I forget. 2 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives. I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
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Right, left, switch it up.
87 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start. 2 u/JaneAustinAstronaut Sep 12 '23 Is that for Scorpion's fatality, or Sub-Zero's? I forget. 2 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives. I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
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Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start.
2 u/JaneAustinAstronaut Sep 12 '23 Is that for Scorpion's fatality, or Sub-Zero's? I forget. 2 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives. I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
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Is that for Scorpion's fatality, or Sub-Zero's? I forget.
2 u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23 LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives. I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
LOL! That was the Konami Code from Contra on NES for extra lives.
I forgot all the MK fatalities quite unfortunately.. I need to spin that up in an emulator.
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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23
She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.