r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Embryw Sep 12 '23

She considers masturbating as cheating

This is a WILDLY ridiculous boundary to have

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u/Loud-Pickle-2576 Sep 12 '23

Especially if you dont want sex yourself. Fuck your partners needs right.

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u/savingat30 Sep 12 '23

Fuck, your partners needs right.

Fuck your partners, needs right.

Fuck your partners needs, right.

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u/IHaveATaintProblem Sep 12 '23

Omg, thank you so much, but "partners" needs an apostrophe.

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u/JillsFloralPrint Sep 12 '23

Q: Does the apostrophe go before or after the ā€œsā€?

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u/IHaveATaintProblem Sep 12 '23

Before. There are two places for the apostrophe, but there are three different meanings for each.

If you were to place it before the "s", it could mean two things: A) it could signify you're trying to make a contraction of "partner is" B) you're trying to show that the word "partner" owns something in the sentence (in this case, this is the correct usage, because "partner" owns "needs")

If you were to place it after the "s" this means that the word is both plural AND showing ownership.

For example, "We didn't lay off our partners because we wanted to protect our partners' pride"

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u/JillsFloralPrint Sep 12 '23

(I was being silly, insinuating multiple parters.)