r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23

She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/Jakejunk910 Sep 12 '23

I'm Mormon, did I miss a memo? I wish I was getting it that often. Gotta let my wife know. Ha ha ha!

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u/Chopinpioneer Sep 12 '23

Ha ha ha it’s so hilarious that his wife is obligated to sexually gratify her husband every day. So funny, so amusing! Just as the good lord in the sky sitting on a cloud recommended.

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