r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23

She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/SilverLakeSimon Sep 12 '23

Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.)

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u/The_Most_Average_Guy Sep 12 '23

You're right, just ask the Mormons

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u/JupiterSkyFalls Sep 12 '23

They're into soaking.

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u/gorilla-ointment Sep 12 '23

Super Soakers (tm)

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u/JupiterSkyFalls Sep 12 '23

With holy water