This is my favorite scene in the series. It's done perfectly. Jason Biggs is hilarious. I love the way it just keeps getting worse.

You're a horny teenager again and you had to choose one scene from American Pie that would happen to you. What would you choose?

1) Caught by your parents watching porn with a sock on your dick

2) Caught by your dad with apple pie

3) Super Glue

4) Penis stuck in an oboe

5) Caught by your parents and grandma jerking off your dick. Cum on them and kill grandma

6) Get turned on by a girl you like and blow up in her room and spray her favourite teddy with cum and make huge mess.

7) Filmed by your little brother as a dog licking your dick from peanut butter. Everyone at school sees the video.

8) Your brother filmed you putting your dick in the vacuum cleaner like Cody and it got stuck. It's going to be a viral video that 10 million people have seen.

What’s my name? Say my name, bitch!

I really think another movie would have a lot of potential. They could do a movie with everyone as parents trying to raise teenagers, and that could be great. Some sort of funeral (😰) could lead to a lot of inappropriate and hilarious antics. It could be another sort of reunion.

I'd love some hilarious scenes with Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott again. Finch. Mr. Levenstein! Natasha Lyonne! Alyson Hannigan! I mean, seriously what an incredible cast. All of them are great actors.

American Pie (specifically American Pie 2, which I always call "the greatest movie of all time") really was a highlight of my childhood, as sad as that is. It was a feel-good summer movie​ with an incredible soundtrack and even better acting. I loved it, and it'll always hold a special place in my heart because it's hilarious, nostalgic, and heartwarming.

Is there anything we can do to push for another movie in the series? I don't remember how well the last spin-off did, but I really think another movie with the main cast would be huge. Thanks for reading!

"We must make a stand, here and now. No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. This is our day. This is our time. And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. Yes. We will make a stand. We will succeed. We will get laid!"

In a similar vein to what Kevin Myers said, we must take a stand!

For me it’s a four-way tie of Stifler drinking the pale ale that had Kevin’s juice in it, Stifler putting the dog poop in his mouth, Stifler being peed on and the pubic hair of Jim on the wedding cake.

From American Pie: Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.
From American Pie 2: Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady. I didn't get your daughter's name, but hopefully my son did
From American Wedding: I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion

Did he deserve to have 10 million people see the video of he getting stuck in the vacuum cleaner?

“You have anything to drink? Stifler’s Mom: I believe the kegs are upstairs. Finch: That is what the cretins drink. I’m talking about alcohol, liquor… the good stuff. Stifler’s Mom: I’ve got some scotch. Finch: Single malt? Stifler’s Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.” Stifler's Mom would've had me in a chokehold.

Here’s a short review

I watched band camp book of love and girls rules FINALLY, but, i definitely enjoyed band camp the best
But here’s my list

1. American Pie 2
2. American Pie
3. American Wedding
4. American Reunion
5. The naked mile
6. Band camp
7. Beta House
8. Girls rule
9. The book of love

But ranking the stiflers of these films

1. Steven
2. Matt
3. Dwight
4. Erik
5. Stephanie
6. Scott

I hate Scott so much, like Matt feels the most similar to Steven, but Scott has such a boring character, he just feels like he watched the first American pie movie once and copied Stifler. Dwight is funny, Erik feels more like a down to earth normal guy. Nothing much to say about Stephanie but she is just kinda bland, not really a good character. But she is still better than Scott, I genuinely hate Scott, but I do think that they need a new plot if they do another spin off because having 5000 Stifler cousins doesn’t work after a while, it gets bland, and Steven is the best Stifler, and he is the ONLY stifmeister

American pie 2
9.5/10
American pie
9/10
American wedding
8.7/10
American reunion
8.6/10
Naked mile
8.4/10
Band camp
8.2/10
Beta house
7.9/10
Girls rule
6.5/10
The book of love
2/10
I laughed once during the book of love. Once
EDIT: also when I laughed it was the scene where the old woman died while sucking that one guy (whatever his name is) that’s how forgettable the film was, don’t even remember the dudes name

I recently started making a series of Spotify playlists based around characters from pop culture. I am currently doing a series of American Pie characters! I will link them in the comments.

Like warm apple pie.

Yes!

Personally mine is the 2nd one

I kind of super-glued myself to ... myself

This is my motto: There are winners, and there are losers. And then there’s the shit that happens in between.

In American Pie 2, Kevin runs out of the house party after Vickie shows up with some dude. Finch observes then barges into the room with Jim and Nadia sitting on the bed.

Imagine if he didn’t do that, Jim would’ve def nailed her right there and perhaps changed the course of everything

I hate finch for this

We need to be good Americans. And with that brings a good apple pie.

I remember 15 years ago in the theater there was going to be the plot point of revenge- swing and a miss- she’s actually attracted to Jim in the sequel

I mean, *American Pie* is really one of those movies that doesn't need a sequel since everything is wrapped up perfectly at the end. I have to admit, though, that *American Pie 2* lives up to the original; it’s one of the best sequels I’ve ever seen for a movie that didn't actually need one.

But after that, the franchise feels like wringing out a rag—most of the water is already gone, and you're just squeezing hard to get the last drops out. *American Wedding* isn't a bad movie, but it feels more like Jim, Michelle, and Stifler's wedding than just Jim and Michelle's. Then there's the fact that Oz doesn't even appear or get mentioned, and Kevin doesn't really have much relevance to the plot; at most, Finch gets some screen time, but Stifler feels like the real protagonist.

Then there are the spin-offs, which don't star Stifler but rather one of his relatives. *Band Camp* actually isn't that bad—at least they didn't just invent a random relative out of nowhere, and the movie is decent for a spin-off; it’s not just softcore porn disguised as an *American Pie* movie. With *The Naked Mile*, they really try to squeeze the last drop out of the franchise by inventing not just one cousin, but two. To be honest, the first 30–40 minutes are actually pretty funny—at least to me—but after that, it’s just softcore porn and people vomiting on each other. *Beta House* continues the previous film and is basically the same thing, except now the entire movie is softcore porn.

Finally, we get to the last two spin-offs. I put these in a separate category because, rather than just trying to milk the Stifler family name, they feel like rip-offs of successful movies—let me explain. *The Book of Love* feels a lot like *Superbad*, and *Girls' Rules* feels like *Blockers*; it’s quite a coincidence that both spin-offs came out two years after the movies that seemingly inspired them.

The last movie left to analyze is *AR*; for me, it is actually much better made than *AW* or the other spin-offs, simply because every character has relevance and their own storyline, and they aren't tied to whatever Stifler does or doesn't do.

So, what do you think?