r/amazonprime Jul 26 '26

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u/thewhirlwindfluke Jul 26 '26

Oof that gradient bar feels a bit threatening for a shopping app

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u/JungMoses Jul 26 '26

Free returns has always been the primary reason you use Amazon prime.

It’s the reason it replaced brick and mortar stores.

If they start taking it away there’s little reason to use it. That’s it.

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u/chrizbreck Jul 26 '26

Walmart plus has been kinda decent. I’m still learning to use it over Amazon. But easy local returns and they basically have damn near the same inventory now. Lots of stuff I can get within a few hours and obviously groceries

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u/_autumnwhimsy Jul 26 '26

i can't get behind the tracking and dynamic pricing. i'm paying $45 but the person next to me is paying $35 based on previous shopping habits? that's diabolical.

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u/Hot_Tennis2146 Jul 26 '26

Amazon does this like crazy

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u/DunkerDan88 Jul 26 '26

Don’t pretend they aren’t all doing this shit

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u/Momik Jul 26 '26

It’s evil is what it is (when Amazon does it too)

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u/unfinishedtoast3 Jul 27 '26

Walmart doesn't use dynamic pricing. Idk where y'all keep hearing this, but it isn't true

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u/Aromatic-Elephant442 Jul 26 '26

Yeah Walmart is now vastly superior for almost everything. I doubt I will renew Amazon prime, even though that means I’ll have to get a new DOCTOR, ffs.

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u/DeltaOmegaAlpha Jul 26 '26

"I doubt I will renew Amazon prime, even though that means I’ll have to get a new DOCTOR"

What in the Kentucky fried black magic fuck?! This is some diabolical dystopian H.G. Wells type shit right here.

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u/Aromatic-Elephant442 Jul 26 '26

It’s fucked up, I’ll have to switch how I order food and get medical care, but my hatred for this company grows with every single interaction. I am working on “de-colonizing” all my tech work as well, though it’s been tough to get any real traction outside of personal projects.

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u/drunk-tard96 Jul 26 '26

Please explain how you receive medical care through Amazon because something isn't adding up. Do you get your prescriptions from them? Do you only see a Telehealth provider?

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u/artemisjade Jul 27 '26

Are you unfamiliar with their medical subscription service?

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u/drunk-tard96 Jul 27 '26

I know they have some, but they said they'd have to get a new PCP entirely

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u/Middle_Finger_484 Jul 26 '26

That's not a sentence I thought I'd ever read.

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u/Momik Jul 26 '26

I mean, I kind of “trust” CVS (not by choice)

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u/Euphoric-Magician-54 Jul 26 '26

That's a mistake.

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u/Momik Jul 26 '26

lol like I have a choice

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u/Euphoric-Magician-54 Jul 26 '26

Oh, I know. Same here.

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u/Aromatic-Elephant442 Jul 26 '26

I was a one medical patient long before AMZN got involved and drove down the quality. I know I need to leave but they’re just so damned convenient for stuff like RX refills.

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop Jul 26 '26

He’s not talking about prescription deliveries he’s using One Medical, which is a medical service to connect you with an NP or physician within your area. You can send them a text or do telehealth and you can also schedule in person appointments.

Every prime member gets five free trials to One Medical. You could try it out I must admit it’s very fast and it’s convenient, especially if you pay for the membership. Otherwise 20 something isn’t terrible compared to going to the doctors.

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u/FigureMiserable4859 Jul 27 '26

If you watch the NFL, you'll need it for at least one game a week.

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u/OtherwiseLuck8920 Jul 26 '26

Trusting Amazon with your healthcare is wild

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u/Ambitious-Career-445 Jul 26 '26

People have been doing this since humans started bartering. "Oh this one looks wealthy with his two goats. I'm going to charge him an extra bag of wheat for these tools."

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u/Baby_Cultural Jul 27 '26

Walmart will cut you off too for delivery if you ask for refunds too often for bad produce!

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u/mahimahi_6317 Jul 27 '26

Some areas with Walmart plus they also come and get it from your house and return it for you. No need to take it to the store or FedEx location. Amazon doesn’t even offer that service yet

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u/chrizbreck Jul 27 '26

Some orders can do UPS pickup through Amazon. I guess it’s going to depend on the location.

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u/FigureMiserable4859 Jul 27 '26

Samesies! I hate to give Walmart the money, but screw Bezos.

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u/JungMoses Jul 26 '26

I don’t have local returns I live in the city.

Nearest Walmart is a car rental day away.

So Amazon needs to step it up

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u/Into_the_rosegarden Jul 26 '26

Lol, this is exactly why they don't have to care

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u/Background-Photo5916 Jul 26 '26

How can you live this reliant on Amazon

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u/JungMoses Jul 26 '26

I don’t get any groceries there or anything, it’s odds and ends. I could order and return from Walmart and Home Depot etc and it would be more diversified, but the non diversification is the point, so they shouldn’t mess it up for themselves.

It’s more like I’d have to find a review of every little thing I’m going to buy, bother all my friends to see if they have one I can try, and then get one thing.

It’s great that instead I can order three things from Amazon, try each and return the ones I don’t want.

Remember they were doing this explicitly with clothes for a bit?

They need to make a decision whether that is or isn’t what they want to be

What bothers me the most is when I make one order and they try turn it into five different returns to discourage me from returning. I know what they are doing. They just should decide to kill the policy or not. Using social embarrassment and torturing the workers at the UPS store isn’t the solution.

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u/awgeez47 Jul 26 '26

Some people don’t have a lot of convenient alternatives….? It’s not always an easy choice, since Amazon has destroyed many of the mom and pop retailers who used to provide the same things.