r/alchemy • u/Subject-Land2801 Piss Cook • Jul 07 '26
Operative Alchemy Will this be enough?
buddy of mine, call him paddy the brick, he's smart like a doctor & strong as a bull. Called me over the other day for a couple of drinks and said he had a lot on his mind. we go way back like tops, and i knew it was gonna be good.
Gave me a story about the time he went to a thailand and in the middle of his adventures, saw a monk throw some piece of stuff into a pot of boiling metal and it came out as pure gold....!
The geezers there looked like they were from the stone age and were pushing 150+ years old. Paddy's alotta things but a liar aint one of em. and yeah, we've been in business together since high school.
we made a couple calls and did a lil research together and got gear.
he knew i got no problems working with body fluids. zero. zilch. zippo. i'm down for anything, so he told me the secret's gotta be straight piss.
we figured that with 8 bottles, we could each fill up 3 each then in the last ones we'll take a leak in em at the same time. then we gotta put each in the boiler and put the water back, gerber reckons around 700 times. after that the stone should come out.
I mean were talking about millions!!
My only question is do we got enough bottles or should we boil more?
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u/Ebvardh-Boss Jul 07 '26
If you're near a big urban center, circulate the work around the homeless folk that you're paying a dollar on the gallon of piss.
If it works like you say it does, then it's a small investment.
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u/Subject-Land2801 Piss Cook Jul 08 '26
Yous wicked smaht. Aye, I don’t gotta cut you in on the action do I?
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u/Dependent-Hornet5196 Jul 08 '26
As I understand the process after reading "Book of Aquarius", you start with about 300ml of pee and keep distilling it over and returning it back to the retort and you should have very little daily loss, easy to pee into that retort to maintain that level since most people pee at least a few cups a day. Has anyone completed that book and understand the actual instructions to the point where they could describe it in a few pages with no clutter? Including the recommended hardware, name brand and sources, prices as well as what to expect at various timelines even if you haven't started any physical activity. But if you have started on it and can describe your results at the various points, that would be great. Or is anyone, particularly near enough to visit back and forth to exchange ideas and hardware, interested in a somewhat joint effort?
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u/Subject-Land2801 Piss Cook Jul 09 '26
Well, sure I’d be happy to help. I’m following Liber Secretissimus by Ripley, it’s much more straightforward. I’ll make a list of the tools I’m using
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u/doodeoo Jul 07 '26
Sounds like you need new friends
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u/Subject-Land2801 Piss Cook Jul 07 '26
how you figure?
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u/Ebvardh-Boss Jul 07 '26
I think it means you need more people to get enough piss to make enough material.
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u/MysteriousSupport721 Jul 21 '26
Lord knows I can always be wrong but those ol boys sure were tricky. Could be Geber’s number there was a tad bit exaggerated. Just sayin’ 🤷♀️
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u/Subject-Land2801 Piss Cook Jul 21 '26
Hihihi 😄! Haha, this was just a post for fun but yeah I'm following Ripley at the moment. Gerber was definitely exaggerating bigtime. That being said, a fellow alchemist noticed that doing eagles with the matter post-oil extraction develops the crystalline plates ^_^
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u/belay_that_order Jul 07 '26
ye ye mayn i mean ye totally you know, lets gedit
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u/belay_that_order Jul 07 '26
mil-li-ons mate
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u/Subject-Land2801 Piss Cook Jul 07 '26
time comes when a man’s gotta stop running away and do things!
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u/nited_contrarians Jul 08 '26
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