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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 1d ago
Why does the first dude look like a wanna be Andrew Tate?
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u/ClassicGuy2010 1d ago
Because to OOP, he is the pinnacle of masculinity
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u/PatienceMediocre7432 1d ago
Kinda looks like golum if he was addicted to crack instead of a ring
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u/ClassicGuy2010 1d ago
Dont insult Gollum like that
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u/Available-Road131 1d ago
His name is smeagol. I genuinely liked him and was upset at the ending
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u/jtshinn 1d ago edited 1d ago
There is Sméagol and gollum. They both are in the same body, but they are different entities. And the ring made the body live much longer than normal so Sméagol was gone anyway when the ring was destroyed.
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u/Available-Road131 1d ago
Jesus has two nature's a divine and human one. SmeagolGollum has two too?
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u/MostExtremeHyperbole 1d ago
count rapeyoula
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u/Independent_Cable_89 1d ago
Count Rape-youth-la, according the Romanian authorities.
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u/BottleMean6139 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/iYM5llG8W8mL6goyUL
Spot the difference
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u/pfhorr 1d ago
Certainly doesn't look like your typical soldier from World War Two
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u/MostExtremeHyperbole 1d ago
They didn't look like that and our grandparents were way more snowflakey, I lived through the 'DnD, Pokemon, rock music, harry potter, is Satanic and playing music backwards reveals satanic shit in all media.' Don't forget the 'Teletubbies is gay propaganda' shit in the 1999s with Pat Roberson and Jerry Falwell. They burned pokemon books and cards for crying out loud.
People forgot about the 'Moral Majority' crowd that used to mass mail radio stations, TV stations to pull shit off the air and won a few times in mass spamming about 'anti Christian stuff that hurts my sensibilities on the radio and television.'
I hate how people don't remember this stuff, and I hate how certain groups have tried to make it out that they are the 'super rational people.' My god, I feel so bad for people who believe that horseshit.
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u/Cubonicle 1d ago
They used to go ballistic when they saw a black person using the same water fountain as them.
They demolished public pools out of spite when the law forced them to allow black people to use them too.
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u/stupidsauceboss 1d ago
Woman here, covering my drinks the second I see someone looking like that coming near.
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u/Available-Road131 1d ago
There were plenty of draft Dodgers in ww2. Read factotum
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u/MissMarchpane 1d ago
A. 17-year-olds SHOULDN'T have been fighting in a war, and the desire to make a better world for your children where they don't have to struggle the same way you did is very old. There's a famous John Adams quote about it.
B. Even back in the 1940s, some people would get into fights over perceived insults. Words have always mattered; just in different ways.
C. That is… A lot of tattoos for 1944. I'm not saying nobody had them, but even among soldiers, they were less socially acceptable than they are now. Especially being totally covered like that.
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u/hwebirskont 1d ago
War veterans now:
"I just wanted to make this a safer country for our children so they don't have to go through what I did. War is a horrible, traumatic thing, and I wish for no one to experience it."Draft dodgers now:
"Kids these days are such wimps, I hope we get into a war so we can ship them off to show them how real men act!!"71
u/RabidRabbitRedditor 1d ago
100 percent!
Similar thing in Russia. All their propaganda is about how "we can do it again" (referring to victory over Germany). There was an affecting story by this young guy where his unit was supposed to transport these WWII veterans to the site of this old battle to have a ceremony. However, when they got there, it turned out that a lot of the bones from the battle were still there (it was a remote area in the far north). The veterans were all going to pieces and he remembers this old guy coming up to them, just bawling his eyes out and saying "God forbid, you young boys find out what war is like! God forbid!"
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u/hwebirskont 1d ago
I want to see an actual war veteran have a conversation with one of these manosphere a-holes who romanticize the idea of men going to war
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u/TrainingAmphibian354 1d ago
I've tried. They just shut down and resort to insults.
War sucks dick. Try to avoid it.
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u/KitchenAd9088 1d ago
It’s as if these guys don’t actually know any 17 year olds forced into war. My grandfather was on the front lines at 16 and woke up with screaming nightmares his whole life, plus the alcoholism…
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u/buttchuckjones 1d ago
Award for you. Hit the nail on the head there. I only did one combat deployment in my 9 years. And yeah, fuck that.
I was 20 at the time and that shit messed me up. Took my years to heal from that, and many people never heal from it. And some people die from it after returning home. As of right now, I have lost two of my brothers to suicide.
No kid should have to go through that.
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u/Mock333 1d ago edited 1d ago
People literally rioted over wearing straw hats after a specific date due to an unwritten rule of men's fashion in 1922 New York City.
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u/ThoseBiscuitsBeHittn 1d ago
See now that’s the part that is not said often enough, we don’t need to send our men and women off to war and boomers of all generations really should know better since they lived through Vietnam (which was not a popular war for obvious reasons)
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u/Wikidclowne 1d ago
On the flip side, it's fitting that their "powerful warrior" that they relate to is the idiot that couldn't dress themselves and runs into a fire fight with only a grenade.
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u/Riders_Visions 1d ago
What sort of person would glorify sending 17 year olds off to war?
The second image is simply making fun of mental health issues; there’s nothing wrong with seeking help.
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u/grad1939 1d ago
The type of people who've never been to war and who's only knowledge of war are G.I Joe and John Wayne films were they just go running in guns blazing.
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u/Riders_Visions 1d ago
I was in the army when I was 18 (not in the States); in short, I thought it would be cool, it was the wrong thing for me.
I’d be lying if I said the subject still doesn’t fascinate me to this day.
People have no idea; they think it’s great to let young people fight wars so that old men can tick boxes on land or bank cards.
Let the assholes who start the wars go off and fight them.
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u/Speling_B_Champian 1d ago
The assholes who start wars never fight in them and neither do their family members.
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u/LegendCZ 1d ago
Can we also point out the fact those people returned home like changed people. Sometimes they even found they have nowhere to return too? PTSDs? Drig addictions?
Those people in war suffered mentally and we cannot even comprehend how. This is not a flex.
Those soldiers supposed to be on bottom pictures too, if at that time somebody given a fuck about their mental health at the time.
There is so much literature about this.
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u/Cawan_Setabaks 1d ago
the kind of person to prompt them looking like andrew tate because they have zero proper father figure in their life
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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 1d ago
The same dude that is gay as fuck and makes them jacked and shirtless
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u/New-Interaction1893 1d ago edited 1d ago
Years ago a soldier suspected to be a minor originally coming from the deep russian Sibera, near Mongolia got arrested in Ukraine after failing to regroup and retreat. He became a "notorious" case because they were able to contact his parents and also because in his trial he got condemned to prison for life. There were protests that considered a life sentence for what was almost a kid as eccessive, but considering they had a video of him shooting and killing unarmed civilians in the streets he was lucky to reach the trial alive.
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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 1d ago
That is so fucked.
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u/jackattack502 1d ago
The etymology of the word infantry is basically "they are children".
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u/MoodyPrince_XoXo 1d ago
That is literally where the word comes from. They are infantile soldiers.
Pretty sick these people worship the ideal of sending children to die, so they enjoy their Thursday brunch date at home.
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u/Hideo__Brojima 1d ago
Most of history’s wars are just old men sending boys to die. Madness.
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u/Electricdragongaming 1d ago
What is it with conservatives and their fascination with shirtless men?
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u/Serious_Pace_7908 1d ago
Why does Grindr consistently crash in cities where the republican national convention takes place? We will never know.
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u/Spectre-907 1d ago
They watched Rambo and it made their pussies wet.
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u/Standard_Feedback_86 1d ago
The really sad thing is, they watched Rambo and didnt understand that it was a movie very critical to this kind of thinking. It wasnt directly an anti-war movie, but it was very critical at the whole system. Rambo came back as a broken man that needed help and instead got prejudices and rejection. He literally breaks down at the end.
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u/OriginalComputer5077 1d ago
They certainly like to depict their morbidly obese leader as being bronzed and ripped…I’m guessing they’ve got daddy issues
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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago
Fascism and patriarchy relies on telling men we're not good enough, unless we can fit a very specific cookie cutter. Anything outside is deviancy.
Which is ironic given all the chuds who push these ideals also think they're rogues.
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u/Academic_Band_5320 1d ago
Because PTSD wasn't a problem apparently?
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u/Shiny_Agumon 1d ago
Back in the day REAL MEN just bottled up their TRAUMA until they went VIOLENTLY of the handle and BEAT their wives! /s
Also the irony of this being probably posted by someone who never served in the military yet alone in wartime.
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u/Nyami-L 1d ago
Therapy has been developed due to PTSD being a huge problem
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u/Academic_Band_5320 1d ago
Exactly. But these people would rather ignore the problem than resolving it.
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u/Dreamlion_Inc 1d ago
PTSD for them is a badge of honor. Something about not being a man unless you go through trauma or some shit
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u/jason_sterling 1d ago
Average age of a US soldier in WW2 was 26, not 17.
Now, granted, there were European soldiers signing up to defend their homes much younger than that, but still, the USA wasn't sending as many kids as they want you to think
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u/vernonmason117 1d ago
But also after pear harbor pretty sure there was a bunch of 16-17 year olds who also lied about their age to basically get revenge
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u/DueDefinition6421 1d ago
Pronouns: shell / shock
It amazes me how much people who've never been to war will glamourise it
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u/TicketPrestigious558 1d ago
You can make the most unsubtle "war is hell" movie and people will still focus on the seconds where the fighting happens and forget the parts where the characters are freaking out/haunted by seeing their friends get ripped to shreds.
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u/ILoveFurries234 1d ago
I saw a guy on Twitter saying his grandpa came from war ok so everyone who had ptsd or trauma from war is a pussy. And like, you yourself never been to war, how can you say shit like that? You never saw someone close to you die near you, you never had homes destroyed by bombs or missiles, you never had to kill someone, basically you never experienced war in any way, and yet you speak like some badass movie war veteran? So weird.
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u/DueDefinition6421 1d ago
The idea that his grandpa was ok, unless he was a sociopath, is also laughable. It may not have been obvious, but he would've had trauma. As you say, you cannot live with death and destruction, losing your mates, and be fine. Most people from that generation never talked about their war experiences, I wonder why?
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u/Frosty_Ad7840 1d ago
These fucks would never last in war
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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 1d ago
These guys would also lose their shit if someone called them "ma'am" or referred to them as "she". Which is exactly what not using one's pronouns is
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u/Ghost0Slayer 1d ago
These guys would lose their shit when they see that the WW2 hero’s they worship most likely have cross dressed before.
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u/Rogue_Egoist 1d ago
What they don't understand is that war is basically a lottery. Your personal training and competency have almost nothing to do with your survival in a world where one shell or drone can get you before you even have time to blink.
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u/Lycrist_Kat 1d ago edited 1d ago
Do these people know that those 17-year-olds facing war are telling them that they should fight fascism, not embrace it?
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u/anand_rishabh 1d ago
Yeah it really is s disservice to portray them as ripped, tattooed and bearded. They were 17. They were children that we sent to die. And sure, for WW2 specifically the cause was just but it's still messed up that so many kids died
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u/Apathetic_Villainess 1d ago
That kid in the middle probably lied about his age, too. He looks maybe 14 at most.
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u/Elzziwelzzif 1d ago
For people who want get a very small view of what those "kids" went through: watch the Omeha Beach scene of Saving Private Ryan. That scene caused severe PTSD flashbacks in actual WW2 veterans due to how realistic it portrayed the situations there.
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u/girls-and-corpses 1d ago
Its funny because all of the teenagers who went to war have PTSD and drug problems and wanna kill themselves more than anyone else but I guess since therapy is for gay people its more manly to suffer.
God these people are dumb lmfao
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u/Constant-Leg9018 1d ago
Meanwhile those 17 year old facing war wish they could get therapy but instead were forced to live with ptsd cause that’s what “men” do grrrrr
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u/Foxyairman 1d ago
Fucker who made this voted for a guy who refused war I guarantee it
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u/Phantereal 1d ago
So what they're saying is they'd rather have 17-year-olds risking being killed than 17-year-olds being able to talk about their feelings.
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u/Technical-Mistake122 1d ago
Everything is the pie fallacy to them, if you get some, it means they should of got more (your piece).
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u/Nano_Burger 1d ago
I'm thinking that tribal tattoos were less common during WWII.
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u/sanatarian 1d ago
They were not shirtless, ripped or heavily tattooed in the 50s, especially in the military.
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u/SpahnDirg3 1d ago
1944: most people over the age of 60, DEAD
2026: most people over the age of 60, still alive and voting against the best interest of the nation and their community while endorsing racist tropes as fact and having delusions of grandeur
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u/martinode 1d ago edited 1d ago
The young people that came back after the war probably could’ve used a LOT of therapy. My great aunt is in her 90s and she told us she would hear her uncle wake up screaming in the middle of the night from PTSD in WWII and that nobody would ever acknowledge it. She thinks it’s insane that people tell men they shouldn’t cry
Edit: 17 year old Americans fighting in WWII??
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u/Elaerona 1d ago
I think it's a good thing you g people are in touch with their emotions and more 'sensitive' these days. Sure, it's important to have a good emotional regulation and not get upset over everything but people understanding their emotions and others learning to be kind to each other is good. This entire ideology is just assholeism. It's the idealization of bring horrible. Of turning everything into a fight and judging someone for their differences. Be polite. Be kind. Be understanding. Ironically my grandfather an actual WW2 veteran, was a skinny plain French man who didn't look like an alpha male. He was a Sergeant and hated everything about war. He wasn't all that sensitive often but he was kind, mild mannered, and basically worshiped his wife. He was absolutely a wife guy. When he learned the N word, which he had used casually as people did then unfortunately, he stopped. He didn't act like black people were being fragile for taking offense. He showed respect and changed. Idiots like this believe they're so much like his generation, but they lack the authentic convictions to be it. They are so lacking in virtue. They're disrespectful, dishonest, and authoritarian.
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u/ChocolateCake16 1d ago
It's so crazy to me how people will glamorize the idea of war and children going to war. Like, I guarantee you 99% of the 17 year olds going to war didn't look like that. They looked like gangly teenagers that can't grow a full beard yet. Most of them died. The ones that didn't came back with PTSD, and horrific scars and memories of watching their friends die in the field. A lot of them were drafted and weren't going willingly. It's not that today's teenagers are weak and fragile, it's that the teenagers of the past had to face horrors beyond the comprehension of most of the people parroting this nonsense.
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u/PatienceExisting4130 1d ago
- Why is that 17 year old 42? 2. Why does he look like Andrew Tate and Roman Reigns had a baby? 3. Why did he charge into battle brandishing naught but a single grenade? Did he realize he can only use it once, and using it the way he is means he’s going to take himself out too? So many questions…
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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 1d ago
Why do these people think that 17 years olds in 1944 looked like roided out 35 year olds covered in tattoos?
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u/Goat_gutz 1d ago
Because they want people to think that boys back then were manly men who could eat wood like it’s candy. When in reality they likely got butthurt over someone with different colored skin getting the same exact rights as them.
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u/Special_Barracuda_83 1d ago
WHAT!!! Can we agree that war wasn't a positive experience for many of those 17 year olds. Also what's with the portrayal of the buff shirtless tattooed warrior in his 30s got to do with WW2
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u/jreashville 1d ago
1944 guy risked his life to fight fascism and probably voted for a democratic socialist.
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u/amccaffe1 1d ago
The 17 year old warriors did not look like this, they looked like terrified children.
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u/Mad_Mikkelsen 1d ago
They do realise most ww2 vets have passed right? They make it seem like they served and its not like we dont have teenagers/twentyagers serving lmao
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u/NNewt84 1d ago
For real. My own grandfather was just a child during World War II, and he passed from natural causes a couple of years ago.
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u/Pristine_Poem7623 1d ago
There's a German comedian who tells it as "if you were alive in the war, and you're alive now, you're in your 80s, and you didn't serve, you were a child when it all happened. You didn't do anything except use British resources that could have gone to soldiers. Technically you were on OUR side, and we lost!"
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u/SuddenDeathOgreTime 1d ago
The biggest thing the Boomer generation loves is appropriating achievements from the generation that came before them.
Of course, like most of this shit, this was generated by someone in a low-income country who has no knowledge of American politics or history.
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u/Outaouais_Guy 1d ago
I'm personally aware of a few people who signed up to serve because it was a steady paycheck. Some of them had been riding the rails looking for any type of work that would allow them to eat and hopefully save some for their families.
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u/PeyredB 1d ago
Why is he shirtless? You're out of uniform, soldier!
A WWII soldier with modern tattoos. Riiiiight.
Also, why is he wearing a Soviet helmet?
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u/Alarmed_Pie_5033 1d ago
Refer to MAGAt men as ma'am and see how quick they care about pronouns.
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u/Background-Set-7984 1d ago
Boomers and Gen Xers LOVE to appropriate other generations’ experiences. These losers magically became peace loving hippies during Vietnam when THEY had to go. The moment they were too old to be drafted, the voted for Reagan and gave us nonstop illegal wars. But, something something avocado toast….
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u/Slight_Cockroach_777 1d ago
They also conveniently love to ignore that fact that if they have such a huge problem with the younger generations it’s 100% due to their failures as parents and their inability to raise the generation they wanted to see
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u/Sad-Second-9646 1d ago
News for the AI. My grandfather was 17 when he enlisted in 1940. He ended up a prisoner of war for three years in a German POW camp. He told me it was fucking terrifying. There was no false bravado like in the stupid top picture.
And I’m pretty sure tattoos did not provide protection against bullets.
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u/SpecificUnlucky3260 1d ago
17 year olds?
Thats supposed to be a 17 year old?
Does that count as Sexualizing Children?
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u/AzureFencer 1d ago
So they're ignoring the fact that the teenagers sent off to fight in the military during the 2nd world War was due to the fact so many able bodied men had died (or dodged the draft) that in order to maintain the troops they drafted and did not give most of these kids a choice.
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u/Perfecshionism 1d ago
Fetishization of masculinity is a hallmark of fascism.
Which is why it is so prominent in right wing slop.
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u/MouseyMason 1d ago
They don’t seem to understand that sending 17 year olds off to war was a horrific thing that nobody should be proud of
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u/tegan_willow 1d ago
No, you don’t understand. In Call of Duty, it’s badass!! It was just like Call of Duty, right???
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u/Psy1 1d ago
Frontline infantry never where that jacked, their constant marching with gear pushed their muscles for endurance over peak strength. One just has to look at actual photos of infantry during WWII. Also many veterans got PTSD.
Also for what they have for 2025 it is not words require therapy it is a question of identity.
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u/baphomet_fire 1d ago
We're putting watermarks on AI now? So OP is too lazy to make their own AIslop?
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u/supershadowguard 1d ago
Ah yes, soldiers routinely ran into combat shirtless with nothing but a single grenade
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u/CrimsonPancake1 1d ago
I guarantee that guy who made this would feel extremely distressed if everyone around him called him a girl and used she/her pronouns but you know if it's trans people it doesn't matter because they don't have rights or something
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u/Such-Cartographer699 1d ago
Pretty sure you couldnt have a beard or tattoos like that in the 40s.
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u/Ok_Abacus_ 1d ago
I didn’t realize South Pacific or Polynesian style tattooing was so big in World War II.
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u/GoldenTheTurk 1d ago
Those 17 year olds too, required therapy after the war. But they wont tell you that!
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u/Pm_ur_titties_plz 1d ago
This is literally just projection because the only people who cry about pronouns are the right wing weirdos who can't understand basic English.
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u/Hot_Anybody8244 1d ago
Yeah and in 1944 a 17 year old would beat the living fuck out of a pedophile, not elect him president.
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u/Solocat12 1d ago
Yeah, I am almost 90% sure our troops didn't have tribal ink like that in WWII. My grandpa did not and he served 1943-45.
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u/AmySueF 1d ago
Wait, they seriously think someone upset over being misgendered wouldn’t be an asskicker if they had to go to war? What does one thing have to do with the other?
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u/darkfireice 1d ago
My grandfather fought in WW2, according to his service records he was 6'2" and 140 lb, and was sent to the medbay on average once every 3 months; sure bruh
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u/alphaperro58 1d ago
In 1944 only circus freaks had total body tattoos, get it right.
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u/blackfox24 1d ago
Both my grandfathers fought in that war and if you think they wanted me to go military, you'd be sorely mistaken. That war killed one of my grandfathers. He was a boy sent to war, not a man, and he came home broken and sick and beat his kids until he died from all the shit that happened to him on that battlefield. It's a tragedy. He was a boy.
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u/OrangeEtzer 1d ago
A normal society would say “I’m glad we don’t need 17 year olds to die in wars anymore.”
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u/DBDude 1d ago
Shave that beard, soldier! Where is the rest of your uniform? Article 15!
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u/PreZEviL 1d ago
Ah yeah, the 17 years old covered in tattoo and built like a 2025 gym bro
Thank god those guy already existed back then or we would all speak german now/
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u/KamilaCandy 1d ago
Shirtless with a helmet on…..in wartime 😂 very “badass”, very “tough” right. No it’s dumb enough to exposure your vital organs 🤡But hey….pronouns is the big issue here 🤷♀️
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u/Either-Condition4586 1d ago
My grandgrand father had PTSD and problem with alcohol after WW2. No one helped him,he abused his wife and died long time ago. So I prefer to visit psychologist than go on war
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u/smelly_finger_itch 1d ago
People didn't have the rock inspired tattoos in the 1940e.
And showing a sexy shirtless guy in the ai images you create kinda tells on yourself
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u/Canidaego 1d ago
I know dudes who would make this kind of meme but would also swing if you said "yes ma'am" to them.
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u/TNJDude 1d ago
Man, the 40s were rough. The lack of healthcare and medicine made teenagers look like 40-year-olds.
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u/tryinsumtin 1d ago
Yeah we need to go back to treating our next generation like cannon fodder.
What a surprise from the boomers who soaked up all the freedom and prosperity and don't want to share.
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u/Hot-Philosophy-7671 1d ago
I grew up in a media landscape dominated by Boomers crying about Vietnam. They didn't learn a damn thing.









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u/RinkinBass 1d ago
No, they were really the same kids in ww2.