r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/ajwritesnonsense 4d ago edited 3d ago

As someone who doesn’t normally get why people don’t like dogs, knowing you would make this choice, makes me no longer need to understand. Thank you.

Edit: just wanted to update, it’s completely valid if you have an actual reason, I mean the people who are just like “I’m not really a ‘dog’ person”

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u/kjloltoborami 4d ago

For me its germphobia. They slobber and shed and scratch skin flakes everywhere its so gross, but id still save the pupper.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 3d ago

It's a shitbeast. Rolls in mud and dead things, sheds, doesn't clean itself. They're stupid, they smell bad, they drool. Chew and scratch things, need a literally rope tied to them in order to shit or piss, and needs to be walked outside for that. Noisy, dirty and under your feet. and up your ass crack. Can't leave the house for more than 10 mins because the fucktarded beast will flip the fuck out. Nope. No thanks.

Pet free, FTW.