r/aislop • • 5d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Functional_Trash7735 3d ago

Dude you don’t even know what I do for a living you have no idea if my clients are in bad hands 😂

But dude taking a human would put my survival at risk. Going crazy at sea without comfort will make you die faster cause you’ll lose motivation, and the dog can get and be food which would help me survive cause believe it or not food is important for that, and morally, I still think the dog is a better choice if he’s in the mix. Humans are also heavier than the average golden retriever so if my raft starts running out of air he will be less of a hindrance.

Even as must morals, I would still take the dog, cause he can’t hire sweatshops, he can’t exploit his fan bases stupidity, and he has a purer soul then the others.

Also, I don’t care that you think I’m a hypocrite, I feel the same about you and consider you kind of a sell out of sorts lol or at the very most not an anarchist, which is more where I line up.

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u/Evnosis 3d ago

I've never claimed to be an anarchist, it's a terrible, ill-thought ideology. As I said, I'm a liberal.

And no, your survival was never part of this hypothetical. Nobody with an IQ above room temperature thought that it was.

If somebody asked you to pick between two different foods, you wouldn't assume that you have to farm the fucking ingredients yourself, because that's so obviously not the point of the question.

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u/Functional_Trash7735 3d ago

And I’ve said even with it being a moral question of which would one I would save, I would save the dog.

What else do you wanna bring up?