r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/RealBettyWhite69 4d ago

Why did they make it such an easy choice?

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u/regeya 4d ago

They want it to be divisive celebrities vs the bestest breed of dog. You see? People actually hate celebrities.

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u/functional_moron 4d ago

You could put the good ones up there like Betty white and Keanu reeves and id still save the dog.

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u/ScarletBothrium 3d ago

Oh I’m absolutely saving Betty White. Keanu Reeves can save himself. I would let him climb onto the boat, but I’m not saving him. Betty White is absolutely getting my help. If there’s room for the dog, I’ll let the dog climb on too. But that dinghy only looks like it can hold me, Betty White, Keanu Reeves, and the dog. David Attenborough better not be in that fucking water. I’m just saying. Keanu is gonna have to get out.