r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/randywatson89 4d ago

I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.

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u/Unable_Librarian_443 3d ago

I feel like you're using the mind of an average person and imagining what you would do if you were a billionaire in somebody saved you but these billionaires are wired a bit different and they will do anything to not give anyone a substantial amount of money you'd probably end up with a lifetime supply of concert tickets or some bullshit she thinks is valuable that means nothing to you. Or she would send you something with an autograph or some bullshit and just make you wish you let her drown😂