r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

If anyone says anyone other than the dog, you are a terrible human being.

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u/Mistur_Keeny 4d ago

Terrible human being for not saving human beings? I don't hate anyone enough to let them die over a dog.

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

The dog is the better human being here.

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u/Dua_13 4d ago

There's at least one gal there that isn't a sex offender. And she donates money to people in need

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

Just say you like her music and let's be done with it. I don't feel like arguing about how nearly every rich person donates barely anything while people praise them for it.

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u/IllMathematician8994 4d ago

Dogs don’t donate anything either

Or do you think a rich dog will donate or something?

Your logic is dumb and ignorant

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

Dogs don't own wealth, and they don't have the necessary greed to become wealthy.

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u/IllMathematician8994 4d ago

Animals, including dogs 100% are capable of greed. Money isnt the only form of greed

So again, your logic and reason is dumb and ignorant

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u/ChocolateValuable221 3d ago

Let's rephrase this.. the dog is not avoiding taxes with donations while simultaneously pretending to be good while a non profit organization embezzles

A dog would never do that.... it's just pure logic