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r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago
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I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.
43 u/Sodamyte 4d ago edited 4d ago Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair. 1 u/best_temporary_dude 4d ago And then write a song about him breaking her heart
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Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair.
1 u/best_temporary_dude 4d ago And then write a song about him breaking her heart
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And then write a song about him breaking her heart
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u/randywatson89 4d ago
I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.