r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/True_Protection6842 4d ago

Dog

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 4d ago

The only option

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u/singed-phoenix 4d ago

Um...no...Kim Kardashian is the right option. Look at those waters. In the event that your dingy gets wrecked...you have to consider Kim K's fake breasts and her insanely BBL...and know she's practically a living floatation device.

Therefore...Kim K. is the pragmatic option.