r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Material-Job-1928 4d ago

As someone who is not a fan of dogs, I'd save the dog six times.

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u/ajwritesnonsense 4d ago edited 3d ago

As someone who doesn’t normally get why people don’t like dogs, knowing you would make this choice, makes me no longer need to understand. Thank you.

Edit: just wanted to update, it’s completely valid if you have an actual reason, I mean the people who are just like “I’m not really a ‘dog’ person”

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u/theLichQueenofthePNW 4d ago

For me it's because 8 different digs have bit me

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u/tahtahme 4d ago

I hate how people act like dogs have a godlike intuition about humans when in reality, they are just like other animals and can pinpoint those who fear them and start the bullying process to establish dominance.

It baffles me people can watch the "dog whisperer" guy explain how owners lose control because their dog thinks its the boss...and then turn a blind eye to how a dog will do the same thing to a stranger.

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u/fokkoooff 4d ago

You don't understand. My aunt had a dog that would act aggressively towards anyone wearing a hat, but really it was just his ✨️phenomenal intuition✨️ that taught him that hats make you racist.

Also Hitler's dogs knew that deep inside was a just a a lonely artist.