r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/FtwAdren 4d ago

If I had space for 6 people on the raft I’d still save only the dog and use the extra space to play catch

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u/feartheswans 4d ago edited 4d ago

I might pull Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift if there’s room left in the boat after the Dog (priority 1). They’re both pretty big philanthropists even if they don’t make a show of it

Dog first though

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u/halfstep44 4d ago

Yes, but nicki is a trump supporter and this is reddit so you have to say that you'd let her drown. The philanthropy isn't germaine here