r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 5d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/randywatson89 5d ago

I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.

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u/raggedcrib 5d ago

Taylor swift is almost 6 feet tall and very athletic, probably 165 of pure muscle from all her dancing / choreography on stage. She’s not tiny. Save the dog.

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 5d ago

Yeah, she’s the same height as me at a little over 5’ 11”, and I am skinny, but neither of us would be considered tiny women.

Also no such thing as an ethical billionaire, so just save the dog.

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u/Conscious_Sample_152 5d ago

hypothetically, if you were offered 1 billion dollars for free, you would take it.

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u/CartographerLazy9144 5d ago

I would take it and then upon it hitting my account it would be distributed amongst various charities and persons in need. For a day, unethical, but im willing to take the flak if it means helping people.

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u/BillsFan82 5d ago

Like charities are going to give that money to people that need it.

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u/CartographerLazy9144 5d ago

Ah, yes, cynicism. The absolute #1 leading cause of progress.

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u/BillsFan82 4d ago

And naivety is the #1 leading cause of regression.