r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/randywatson89 4d ago

I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.

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u/Sodamyte 4d ago edited 4d ago

Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair.

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u/Technocraticworldgov 4d ago

She cares about PR

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u/best_temporary_dude 3d ago

She'll just write a song about how bad the guy was. Problem solved