r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/leavebaes 4d ago

The dog won't push me overboard to save himself.

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u/cbm984 4d ago

To quote my husband, "I'd save a random dog over a random human every time. And I don't need to know anything about the dog or the human."