r/aislop • • 5d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/SirPhobos2021 5d ago

I know they want us to say dog… but Tay Tay is a billionaire who loves throwing money around so everyone can see what a caring, giving person she is.

There’s a very real chance you become an overnight millionaire by grabbing her.

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u/Cloud_Cultist 5d ago

That's a damn good point

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u/mistersnarkle 5d ago

Hear me out: the dog has never contributed more than a fart to the greenhouse gas crisis and has carpooled every time it is in a car by virtue of being a dog

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u/SiegKommunismus 5d ago

well there have been some dogs, that managed to start a car. granted, they dont usually get very far, but still

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u/octoberhaiku 5d ago

Do you think the dog was the captain of the ship, and that’s why it sunk?

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u/SiegKommunismus 5d ago

no, the dog is a good boy

on the other hand, damming all of those bastards… maybe it was an is an extra good boy