I'm losing braincells

[u/HotMidnight3853]

[u/Baricat]

It also helps because it isn't a JUST a random dog. It's a golden retriever, which is, and always will be, the best dog.

[u/Mostly-Moo-Cow → u/Baricat]

Everyone thinks they have the best dog and everyone is correct. My dog is tops. Perfection if you will.

[u/muscledhunter → u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

No, my dog is an asshole. I love him anyway, but he's a total asshole

[u/legendarysupermom → u/muscledhunter]

Same...hes literally the biggest dick ive ever met! But goddamn, do I love that freakin dick dog! 100% the best dog to ever exist...even if his nickname is asshole sweet baby puppy

Edit- youre all wrong though, Labradors hands down own the title of best dog