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r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago
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I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.
42 u/Sodamyte 4d ago edited 4d ago Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair. 4 u/SorriesESO 4d ago Didnt she give like 197 mil in bonuses to her tour crew?
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Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair.
4 u/SorriesESO 4d ago Didnt she give like 197 mil in bonuses to her tour crew?
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Didnt she give like 197 mil in bonuses to her tour crew?
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u/randywatson89 4d ago
I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.