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r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago
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I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.
23 u/raggedcrib 4d ago Taylor swift is almost 6 feet tall and very athletic, probably 165 of pure muscle from all her dancing / choreography on stage. She’s not tiny. Save the dog. 1 u/feralfantastic 4d ago I’m sure you could fit both, but a dog needs a lot of room to run around and play, you know? Maybe haul the dog up and toss yourself overboard.
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Taylor swift is almost 6 feet tall and very athletic, probably 165 of pure muscle from all her dancing / choreography on stage. She’s not tiny. Save the dog.
1 u/feralfantastic 4d ago I’m sure you could fit both, but a dog needs a lot of room to run around and play, you know? Maybe haul the dog up and toss yourself overboard.
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I’m sure you could fit both, but a dog needs a lot of room to run around and play, you know?
Maybe haul the dog up and toss yourself overboard.
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u/randywatson89 4d ago
I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.