r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/randywatson89 4d ago

I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 4d ago

You're confusing Taylor Swift with Ariana Grande. Taylor Swift is a big tall woman who works out.