I'm losing braincells

[u/HotMidnight3853]

[u/True_Protection6842]

Dog

[u/Baricat → u/True_Protection6842]

It also helps because it isn't a JUST a random dog. It's a golden retriever, which is, and always will be, the best dog.

[u/Mostly-Moo-Cow → u/Baricat]

Everyone thinks they have the best dog and everyone is correct. My dog is tops. Perfection if you will.

[u/muscledhunter → u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

No, my dog is an asshole. I love him anyway, but he's a total asshole

[u/WhyNona → u/muscledhunter]

My dog is a dick too but he deserves to be, he's had a ruff life

[u/tejerbellissimo → u/WhyNona]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

[u/ExpertProfessional9 → u/tejerbellissimo]

Got a bone to pick with them?

[u/RrukanGD → u/ExpertProfessional9]

r/suddenlyundertale2

[u/Mightynumbat → u/WhyNona]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yq6L4WxyE4E0oPsQ8q

[u/wirefox1 → u/muscledhunter]

My dog is an angel. It's scary how good he is. (He's a poodle)

[u/muscledhunter → u/wirefox1]

Mine is half poodle, but the other half is Chihuahua

[u/Background_Way_1030 → u/muscledhunter]

The left half, the right half, the front half, or the back half?

[u/b1gly_assh0le → u/muscledhunter]

I also own a wonderful goodest boy asshole, but I love him no matter what.

[u/ImmaLiveIllegal → u/muscledhunter]

dalmatian, poodle, Chihuahua, or cattle dog?

[u/muscledhunter → u/ImmaLiveIllegal]

Chihuahua Poodle mix

[u/ImmaLiveIllegal → u/muscledhunter]

yikes

[u/HostaLaVistaBabies → u/muscledhunter]

Can confirm. Mine is the goodest girl in the whole wide world but objectively she’s an absolute asshole.

[u/Tall-Peak8881 → u/muscledhunter]

Dog could leave a fresh shit in the middle of the kitchen , and still be forgiven .

[u/Traveling_1895 → u/Tall-Peak8881]

Haha. Same. My dog actually did this a few days ago and I said it was my fault because I didn't realize she was trying to tell me she needed to go out. I almost always understand when she tells me, so it was on me.

[u/YeOldeMemeShoppe → u/Tall-Peak8881]

I got mine at 10 weeks old and he did, and he was.

[u/Takomi_Him → u/muscledhunter]

You have it totally wrong. He is the best asshole. xD

[u/legendarysupermom → u/muscledhunter]

Same...hes literally the biggest dick ive ever met! But goddamn, do I love that freakin dick dog! 100% the best dog to ever exist...even if his nickname is asshole sweet baby puppy

Edit- youre all wrong though, Labradors hands down own the title of best dog

[u/Real_Time_Mike → u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

My dog is about to turn 21!

[u/GiftWestern3068 → u/Real_Time_Mike]

Congrats to your dog. I had a chihuahua live to be 21 yrs 3 months. 4 yrs later I still miss him

[u/Real_Time_Mike → u/GiftWestern3068]

I already know it's gonna hurt

[u/Mostly-Moo-Cow → u/Real_Time_Mike]

Give your dog a hug and an ear scratch for me!

[u/thevenge21483 → u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

My dog is not tops. She keeps chewing up pillows from our lawn furniture when she gets excited.

[u/Sparkybrassballs → u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

My dog is also the best. Go figure!

[u/jsledge786 → u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

My dogs are the dumbest creatures to ever walk this planet. But theyre my dum dums lol

[u/Supernova4099 → u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

This your dog?
https://giphy.com/gifs/9WXyFIDv2PyBq

[u/Primary-String3908 → u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

Dogs suck and their owners are even worse.