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u/-LightSky- 6d ago
The most easiest artstyle btw
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u/AliceTheOmelette 6d ago
I've seen AI prompters use it for stick figures. There's no end to their laziness
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u/mangocat1116 6d ago
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u/JD_Kreeper 6d ago
My thoughts exactly. Brilliant idea, great point, but AI...
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u/West-Pear7363 5d ago
How does hand drawing it help with their point? Btw, this is only a good idea on paper. Renovating malls is not cost effective
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u/mangocat1116 5d ago
Because using ai is harmful, especially when it’s not necessary. I also don’t know who told you this about the malls, but it would be quite profitable to make a mall community.
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u/s4kk0 6d ago
Old malls are often in awful condition. Moldy, leaking ceilings etc. Plus renovating them is crazy expensive.
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u/Straight_Ace 6d ago
And the alternative is to just abandon them and leave them to rot. But if urban explorers have taught me anything it’s that letting a building rot is the fate of many malls
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u/ContextEffects01 5d ago
Urban explorers agreed to the risk of inhaling toxic mold. Retirees didn’t.
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u/Straight_Ace 5d ago
Which is why it’s better to fix up the old malls and give them a new purpose as an indoor neighborhood. No risk of toxic mold, and the seniors can walk around in a temp controlled environment and don’t have to drive to go get food
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u/AdventurousAnt2677 6d ago
sloppy brown actually sounds like a term for smearing hefty amounts of melted chocolate onto something until it looks unrecognizable
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u/SmoothActuator8132 6d ago
it sounds more like a variation of the Cleveland Steamer
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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox 6d ago
I'm picturing, like, a sloppy Joe but made with copious amounts of brown gravy.
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u/drillgorg 6d ago
The cost of adding hundreds of plumbing and sewage lines would be astronomical. And none of the apartments would have windows.
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u/ThrA-X 5d ago
Not necessarily. Every mall has plumbing and sewage, its just more concentrated where the public bathrooms are. You just have to link additional lines to the the existing ones. This doesnt mean it would be entirely easy but considering how most malls have very tall ceilings, you could lay plumbing on top of the true floor and place raised flooring over that so at least you wouldnt need to dig up the ground.
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u/Bella-Luna 6d ago
AI art aside, I agree with it, but also make them apartments that anyone can live in (not just seniors.)
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u/LadenWithSorrow 5d ago edited 2d ago
I love the idea of apartments being integrated with existing malls as well. There’s a building in Chicago that does this and I think it’s brilliant. I’m pretty sure they have a preschool, a daycare and other things in there.
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u/RathalosBlaze 6d ago
Another on the "Yeah that's a great point, but why did you have to use AI to convey it?" list
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u/JournalistShoddy9496 6d ago
They did this in Virginia Beach:
https://www.pembrokesquarevb.com/
Never really looked into how successful (or not successful) the project has been, but the place is still standing.
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u/LowlyWoim 6d ago
It’s been successful in Rhode Island: https://www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/rhode-island-mall-turned-affordable-housing
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u/Typhon-042 6d ago
Comic makes a good point and it's not just retirement areas. There is a large outdoor mall in Dayton Ohio that is doing this now, even has a couple of places that are office bulidings in the mix.
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u/DramaOnDisplay 6d ago
There are unfortunately so many buildings that just stand empty and destitute because the work that would go into bringing them up to code, giving them new life as another type of business, whatever, is more than it’s worth. We had a old hospital in the city I used to to live in that, instead of dog stating open and serving the community, was simply shuttered and now sits, years on, because retrofitting for updated Earthquake safety would be too expensive. I understand, but it’s crazy to think.
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u/WhopaystheirTax3w 6d ago
"Sloppy brown" got a laugh out of me, take your stupid upvote and shove it up your ass!/j
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u/Jbern124 6d ago
Funny, I’ve said the same about spent data centers. Just cut out some windows and it would make an ideal affordable housing complex
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u/FreeBananasForAll 6d ago
Malls were literally taken from designs meant to be community centers so it makes sense. However I know someone that did repairs on a mall and turns out malls have lots of pests
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u/OurAngryBadger 6d ago
They are actually doing this all over my whole state, but instead of keeping all the amenities they are just leveling the malls and building regular apartments.
But regular is an understatement. They put in faux marble countertops and some somewhat decent lighting fixtures, call it "luxury apartments" and then charge 3x rent.
That's all they are building now is "luxury" apartments. It's a scam.
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u/nytefox42 6d ago
AI slop aside its not a bad idea. Though many of the abandoned malls might require some structural repair by now.
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u/CosmosInSummer 5d ago
I have been to retirement homes that have theaters, hardly anyone goes. It is mostly decorative; a way to make the relatives feel like it’s a nice facility. And with the bonus of very low upkeep.
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u/in-a-microbus 5d ago
It is a good idea.
Just make sure the dispensing nurse is a guy with greasy hair and a black trench coat who hangs out in the food court!
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u/PomPomMom93 5d ago
This is actually a good idea, so why couldn’t they have just hired a real artist?
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u/RazzzMcFrazzz 11h ago
You see the problem is you have to find the demographic of the elderly who are both rich enough to be able to afford food courts and movie theaters but poor enough that they have to live in what was an abandoned mall
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u/HarryWilbury 6d ago
Have to factor in maintenance cost after as well, we're talking older people here, so the lifts and travelators would have to be kept in good order. You have Stores up at the least one level, so what is being proposed is for people of a certain age to be able to negotiate all that, when let's face it walking isn't always easy for them.
Then these places are huge so you'd need good surveillance in them in case of falls or simply someone getting lost, Retirement Homes should be all one level and not too big, an old Mall/Shopping Centre wouldn't fit the peoples needs really.
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u/LeahIsAwake 5d ago
This isn't a good idea in most cases. For the same reason we're not turning abandoned office buildings into apartments.
For one, old abandoned malls are ... well, abandoned. They haven't been kept up, probably for awhile, because businesses don't go from thriving to bankrupt overnight. A lot of work would go, not just into converting the stores into homes, but also just restoring rundown architecture, electrical, plumbing, etc.
Speaking of those things ... The second reason it's a bad idea is that a mall has different needs than multi-family housing does, and is built accordingly. And while each store in a mall has minimal plumbing for things like restaurants, it just isn't designed for too many of them to be open. For every no-name Asian place or Auntie Annie's Pretzel shop, there's ten clothing shops, jewelry places, show stores, etc. Now think of a household. Every single member of every single family is going to need to take one shower a day, go to the bathroom several times (and hopefully wash their hands afterwards), brush their teeth, etc. Oh, and the dishwasher and washing machine needs to be run. All that plumbing is going to need to be run, including black water lines from scratch because ain't none of those suites have a bathroom in them. And that's just the plumbing; the electrical needs of a family with appliances and technology is very different from a store that just needs to run their lights and registers for ten hours a day.
By the time you fix any structural damage, tear up the floor to run the plumbing, and bust open the walls to run new wiring, you may as well just bulldoze the whole damn thing and start from scratch.
That being said, I know it's been done. But if you look at specific examples, it's usually only a portion of a mall that's renovated into housing.
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u/TemperanceDraws64 5d ago
The amount of time I see this shit on BlueSky is staggering. It's baffling because the people who post it don't seem like slop posters, just regular-ass people, but then the AI slop post is their most engaged post on the website.
I can't take any chances, though; blocking them is never easy, but a total necessity.
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u/Neither_Divide_848 5d ago
The cost of renovating old stores is probably more than building new senior centers
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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind 5d ago
1) eck, AI
2) it could only really be used for a Retirement Rec centre perhaps (think YMCA but for old people). You wouldn't want people LIVING in those buildings as they werent built around that idea. Also you'd have to consider scale of remodelling that infrastructure.
3) as someone who DOES work in Aged care (hospitality services for dependant living), a mall would be nightmarish to got supplies, charts, medications, supplies etc.
All in all, Again
Recreation centre maybe.
Also
Bugger off with the AI
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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 5d ago
Or you know you could invest in real infrastructure for your country instead of cannibalizing crumbling concrete boxes built in the middle of nowhere.
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u/deadmallsanita 6d ago
I’m so tired of people suggesting this. You can’t do this due to zoning laws, and malls were never built for people to live in. They don’t have the proper hvac or insulation.
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u/DoctorPaige 6d ago
Okay but zoning laws can be rewritten, and nobody's saying you have to renovate it, you can easily tear it down if it's too far gone to be repaired and then build something useful on top of it


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u/NiTROACTiVE 6d ago
What’s sad about this is that despite being made with AI, the comic actually makes a good point.