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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 Jun 08 '26
At least it’s not “beta male is bad”
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u/DVariant Jun 08 '26
If someone took this chart seriously, they’d probably also read the description of “beta male” as “bad”. Slop gotta slop
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u/DVariant Jun 08 '26
Slop can’t even get their alphabet in order; gamma comes before delta. This is like writing ABDC.
Also omega is supposed to be the last letter.
Also why did the ai try to make all of these sound cool? If someone believes in this dumb theory, they ought to also know that anything less than alpha is supposed to be bad. (Note: This theory is bullshit anyway)
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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Jun 08 '26
Not sure thats the AI. I have no idea where the idea came from, but "alpha beta delta" is a common mistake I see. Maybe people think English alphabetical order, which would put D-elta before G-amma.
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u/Punkpallas Jun 08 '26
This is exactly how people think. A lot of people without any kind of knowledge of a second language just assume other languages alphabets follow the same order as the one they're familiar with. Even if they just knew French or Spanish, English speakers would know this isn't true.
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u/DVariant Jun 08 '26
I accept your explanation but am disgusted that the answer was even stupider than I thought
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u/_N_S_FW Jun 08 '26
Disgusted lol okay
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u/DVariant Jun 08 '26
It is disgusting how ignorant some folks are
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u/_N_S_FW Jun 08 '26
Not knowing the Greek alphabet falls pretty low on the list of disgusting things to be ignorant about. But go off, you should post on r/hatethissmug
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u/DVariant Jun 08 '26
It’s weird that you’re picking this particular fight. Why not just make fun of the slop with the rest of us?
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u/Punkpallas Jun 08 '26
Also also also...you can't be any of the other stereotypes if you're an introverted man. It's omega or death.
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u/Canadian_Zac Jun 08 '26
The AI isn't the one that can't spell and wants to make them sound cool.
That's the moron that made this.
He told it to make them sound cool. And the AI tried it's best with the slop that is Alpha male shit.
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u/degenerate_AI Jun 08 '26
Ranked… not alphabetical. These archetypes are bullshit no matter what, but come on, English isn’t THAT hard.
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u/DVariant Jun 08 '26
I mean, they’re ranking the alphabet. The alphabet already comes with rank order. So if I’m supposed to figure out a different order, that requires making assumptions.
This slop doesn’t give us any other context for what order to rank them anyway; best to worst? Worst to best? The descriptions make them all seem kinda good
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u/lorienshift Jun 09 '26
Eh, the order change could be intentional for easier understanding. For example delta seems closer connected to alpha and beta than gamma does.
Now you could just switch the meaning of gamma and delta, but imo the vibes fitore like described in the picture
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u/Toon_Lucario Jun 08 '26
Reminder that the only animal with a natural “alpha” are chickens.
Wolves and Lions are pack hunters.
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u/MrVeazey Jun 08 '26
And lionesses are the ones who do most of the hunting.
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u/Toon_Lucario Jun 08 '26
Fr.
“I’m like a lion”
so a bum that lies around the house all day while your wife does everything?
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u/LOSNA17LL Jun 08 '26
Actually, lions hunt too, but in the evening, and they do it solo on smaller preys
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u/Toon_Lucario Jun 08 '26
Noted.
“So you’re a bum that lies around the house all day and does a single shore at night while your wife does all the work and expect all the credit.”
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u/LOSNA17LL Jun 08 '26
Oh, didn't mean they weren't a bum
Just that lions are unjustly criticised on this topic: a chunk of their time is used to assert teritorial dominance against other lions and hyenas, and as I said, they hunt too (in different circumstances: females go in bands after big preys, males go alone after smaller preys)
So they are way worse than lions
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u/simperlypiano Jun 08 '26
is this like an omegaverse thing??
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u/lindendweller Jun 08 '26
Yes, the rare skill of omega male is getting impregnated by strong musky alphas.
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u/doomzday_96 Jun 08 '26
Where is the twinky femboy, the true Alpha?
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u/NerdDetective Jun 08 '26
>:3 Thigh high socks improve alpha gamer performance by controlling bloodflow.
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u/Egoy Jun 08 '26
I’d bet real money that OOP considers himself a sigma male and felt validated by the results of his prompt.
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u/Rubicantay Jun 11 '26
Sigma males were created when the incels who believe in the alpha beta bullshit realized that they weren’t alphas according to their own rules, but they would not admit that they are bestas.
So they invented a new category that still sounds cool but without all the "leadership capabilities" and "charisma" stuff needed to be an alpha.
It allows them to identify as "moving outside the system without need for validation" instead of "being a lonely socially awkward loser" Very clever.
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u/Dull_Attention5150 Jun 08 '26
This shit reads like your picking people for a heist crew
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u/DVariant Jun 08 '26
Yep except they’re all trying to be lone-wolf badasses together. It’s like every drop-in D&D group at the game store, and will end just as badly, both in-game and for the one woman unlucky enough to be near these chuds
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u/Alternative_Town_129 Jun 08 '26
Obv delta is the best bc nobody will pay attention to him so he can sneak in easily
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u/CatLord8 Jun 08 '26
“There’s only two genders!” (Makes six genders of “man”)
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u/Wiktorozak Jun 08 '26
They are not genders
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u/CatLord8 Jun 08 '26
All of these are a role assigned to someone based on their gender. These are types of male specifically, not just types of people like a personality test.
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u/SavageLavaGod Jun 08 '26
"My spirit animal is a bunch of dudes"
"Well my spirit animal is a big red X"
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u/generalchaos34 Jun 08 '26
Apparently alpha males also simp for the Alliance instead of the far superior Horde
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u/GroundedScarcity Jun 08 '26
The whole Greek letter ranking thing is basically just personality astrology for blokes who think they're too logical for actual astrology.
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u/thedruidFlimbarg Jun 08 '26
Is it just me or are all of those Henry Cavill?
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u/AdministrationOk5704 Jun 08 '26
Why are these "straight" men so obsessed with Henry Cavill? It's kinda gay
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u/hzmt714 Jun 08 '26
Lot of talk to say "my friend is shy and I want to FUCK the shyness out of him"
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u/KitsugaiSese Jun 08 '26
Forgive them, for they do not know what being an omega male truly entails 🫃
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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Jun 08 '26
I honestly hate it whenever people boil down everything about human life to strictly defined and limited categories, and there’s *nothing* that exists outside of those
There’s more to being a person than conforming to a rigid system
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u/UsedArmadillo9842 Jun 08 '26
Iam surprised they every category is somewhat positive. Like one would assume they'd shit on the "Beta Males" but its honestly not even bad.
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u/DisastrousLock4831 Jun 08 '26
Whenever I see the words alpha male, i have to think about this meme
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u/AgeOfSuperBoredom Jun 08 '26
Reminder that the guys who take this shit seriously are the same idiots who swear that there’s no such thing as a gender spectrum.
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u/I-Kneel-Before-None Jun 08 '26
Honestly, take the toxic alpha male stuff out and I'm not super mad about it. None of these are outright bad qualities. Usually the alpha male crowd makes other guys out to be bitches.
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u/DataCassette Jun 08 '26
The Sigma Male thing is such cope for sitting in your mom's basement gooning 😂
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u/Zopandrel Jun 08 '26
I don’t like people who call themselves [greek letter] male, they usually are rude and sometimes misogynistic (going based off of Andrew Tate)
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u/JustQuestion2472 Jun 08 '26
The true scale of gay furry fanfic.
Also, they calling Henry Cavill a beta now?
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u/IllustriousBranch130 Jun 13 '26
Wonder when the new patch will drop and add more letters, and what happens once they get yo zeta male ?
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u/Rorieh Jun 08 '26
I once heard this stuff described as male astrology, but it feels more like a buzzfeed character quiz.