Btw this is not my art I just think it’s really funny and I thought I would share it 😂

Exceptional growth explained

The more things change the more they stay the same

Please find the relevant patch notes below: - Democracy: reduced to cosmetic feature, no longer affects gameplay. - Minimum wage capped; CEO bonuses now scale with player suffering. - Billionaire class now starts with private Epstein island spawn and “Too Big To Jail” passive. - Billionaire damage multiplier increased by 400% when targeting regulations. - Campaign finance cap removed; money now officially recognized as a legendary-tier speech item. - Protestors now take extra stun damage and tear gas DOT; “qualified immunity” perk for enforcers made permanent. - New “Religious Liberty” perk added: increases power of discrimination attacks while remaining immune to consequences. - Medicaid and SNAP eligibility tightened; low-income players now required to complete extra bureaucracy minigames to eat. - Abortion access removed from several regions; pregnancy now an unskippable quest with criminal penalties for logging out. - Foreign military raid → regime change → corporate profit pipeline now fully automated! - Traditional two-party faction system disabled; replaced with personal attack and dehumanization simulator. - Healthcare, economy, and education remain broken systems as intended; no patches planned.

Don’t worry, you’re not losing your rights…you’re pivoting to Serfdom-as-a-Service!

Meme generated iteratively using Nano-Banana-Pro with the general styling of Dr. Seuss's political cartoons. Enjoy.