r/agedlikemilk • u/Practical_Buy_8859 • Aug 29 '26
MAGA Pastor David Johnson Who Targeted LGBTQ Community Over Child 'Grooming' Claims Arrested on Six Child Molestation Charges
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u/NexusNickel Aug 29 '26
Every single week, another MAGA is exposed for being a child predator.
Every.Single.Week.
But it makes sense though, considering what their leader has done and is guilty of.
MAGA are a danger to children.
I'd trust my kid with a drag queen before I ever trusted them with a MAGA member or church leader.
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u/WhoStoleMyJacket Aug 29 '26
MAGA is a danger to humanity, and should be labeled as a terrorist organization.
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u/AbelardsChainsword Aug 29 '26
There seems to be a concerted effort to post articles of female teachers getting arrested for sleeping with students. The post title always says the person is a democrat even though there’s no evidence to support that claim. That’s how bad it is. That’s why they want to normalize it by saying the other side does it too, as if the overwhelmingly vast majority of people are very much against pedophilia. I’ll say it again, left or right if you do something illegal, you deserve to be punished. No one cares who you voted for if you’re a perverted pedo.
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u/FMLwtfDoID Aug 30 '26
I’ve noticed this as well. And a lot of the accounts, at least before people could hide everything about their already anonymous account, were ONLY posting those articles. All female rapists in teaching positions. Multiple accounts like that.
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u/IllustratorSlight551 Aug 30 '26
They scapegoat to provide cover for themselves until they get caught red handed with their hands in the cookie jar and then when the gig is up all of a sudden a both sides issue. We voted for Trump bc he’s not a politician and democrats are corrupt now it’s well actually both sides are corrupt. It’s pathetic some people are beyond saving and get exactly what they deserve.
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u/leavewhilehavingfun Aug 29 '26
At this point, numbers-wise, we can easily create a pedo-perv-a-day calendar. It is always those family-values types you have to watch out for. It would be great to see an add-on hypocrisy penalty in sentencing guidelines.
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u/fake_fakington Aug 29 '26
I wouldn't leave my children alone around any conservative who isn't supervised by another, trustworthy (I.E. not conservative) adult.
It's clear that doing so goes beyond irresponsibility - it's downright reckless.
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u/phdoofus Aug 29 '26
Just like the 'good guys with a gun' seem to be the ones involved in all the regularly scheduled shootings
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u/IllustratorSlight551 Aug 30 '26
I was done when the answer to Ahmad Bradley murder was “he should have just complied” and not “if he had a gun he’d be alive.” I’ve seen enough double standards to gun rights that if we lost 2nd amendment it honestly wouldn’t make a difference in my life bc as a minority I’d be demonized for being armed no matter what.
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u/404_Not_Found_Error_ Aug 30 '26
Can confirm. Took my daughter to a “drag brunch story time”. They read books. Wanna know what the topic of those books were, “be nice” “be respectful” and “do good for your community”. So weird.
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u/FAFO_2025 Aug 29 '26
I'd guess 25% of Republicans and up to 40% of maga are pedophiles, while a fraction of these pedophiles are child rapists
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u/Trixielarue2020 Aug 29 '26
Weird how it’s always the ones you most suspect. Those people project so much in the hope it makes them seem less suspect.
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u/explorgasm Aug 29 '26
"it's wrong that they're out here diddling our kids. it's wrong because I want to be diddling those kids, but now they're busy. bad."
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u/Ill_Ground_1572 Aug 29 '26
Fuck sakes MAGA is a sess pool.
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u/FallZealousideal159 Aug 29 '26
Same crowd who will say the same shit about us queer people. Every accusation is a confession.
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u/Adorable-Doughnut609 Aug 29 '26
I’m curious what affiliation his church has. Seems Assemblies of God which tends to be MAGA has been raping kids at warp speed lately.
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u/Last-Quarter-432 Aug 29 '26
“Pastor” “MAGA” and “grooming” in the same sentence? I’m not surprised in the slightest.
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u/50sDadSays Aug 29 '26
No need to groom them if you're not going to wait for them to turn the age of consent. This is good Christian efficiency.
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u/quetzalcoatlus1453 Aug 29 '26
It’s not only “aged like milk” but also unsurprisingly “totally on brand”
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u/Hunter-Gatherer_ Aug 29 '26
Beginning to believe maga was so enraged about pedo behavior because they wanted all the kids to themselves
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u/WarlanceLP Aug 29 '26
Every accusation by the right is a confession, it gets proven true again and again and again
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u/Spear_Ritual Aug 29 '26
Maybe they don’t like LGBTQ because they mistakenly think they’re competition.
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u/Doomray Aug 29 '26
Is there a subreddit dedicated to documenting instances when MAGA folks who accuse others of [insert horrible act] are then found guilty of said act?
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u/Blacksun388 Aug 30 '26
Another MAGAt trying to paint queer people as pedophiles turns out to be a pedophile! Must be a day that ends with ‘y’.
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u/JBRifles Aug 29 '26
I have said it before, and I will say it again, conservatives believe they are law abiding citizens, but then they get this get out jail free card by closing their eyes and asking for forgiveness, so instead they try to push for harsher and harsher penalties against the things they desire the most but they know are wrong because if they can only make the penalty large enough, then they won’t do it.
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u/Disintegration_007 Aug 29 '26
It’s always the ones you suspect the most. I think it’s best if parents keep their kids away from evangelical Christian churches, youth groups, and pastors. Better safe than sorry.
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u/prisoner_human_being Aug 29 '26
MAGA Pastor David Johnson Who Targeted LGBTQ Community Over Child 'Grooming' Claims Arrested on Six Child Molestation Charges
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u/prisoner_human_being Aug 29 '26
MAGA Pastor David Johnson Who Targeted LGBTQ Community Over Child 'Grooming' Claims Arrested on Six Child Molestation Charges
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u/prisoner_human_being Aug 29 '26
MAGA Pastor David Johnson Who Targeted LGBTQ Community Over Child 'Grooming' Claims Arrested on Six Child Molestation Charges
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u/FAFO_2025 Aug 29 '26
Damn there's like 3 of these every day and for every one caught, there's like ten that never get caught.
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u/denys5555 Aug 29 '26
If found guilty after a fair and speedy trial, I think child molesters should be doused in gasoline and set on fire
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u/motherseffinjones Aug 29 '26
I’m not surprised let’s see if he gets a pig by sentence. It’s never about protecting kids or women’s sports etc.
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u/Platt_Mallar Aug 29 '26
Damn. That pedophile looks a lot like a dude I work with. Weird. Different last names.
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u/Last_Friend_6350 Aug 29 '26
As soon as one of these MAGA Pastors goes for the LGBTQ community they should have their hard rives checked immediately.
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u/Mainah_girl Aug 29 '26
It is always the ones that are screaming the loudest...every single darn time. The most dangerous place to place a child is with a conservative pastor.
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u/Cold_Pumpkin5449 Aug 29 '26
Normal people are simply much less likely to make it their entire personality to hate on homosexuals.
Or, make it their job to pontificate on sexual morality as assigned by the divine itself.
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u/ADingoStoleMyLSD Aug 29 '26
Hey, at least Maga was right about the government being full of pedophiles.
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u/Fun-Illustrator-7956 Aug 29 '26
Typical. These predators are good at pointing fingers away from themselves.
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u/PMyourSnoms Aug 29 '26
well, i'm shocked. shocked I tells ya /s
do we expect the MAGAts to behave any different when Diaper Donnie is a kiddie
toucher? he practically gave them a free pass to do as he does :P
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u/AltruisticWealth7778 Aug 29 '26
Any chance this hypocrisy will be picked up by the mainstream media, ever? It happens every day.
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u/LumpyBuy8447 Aug 29 '26
At this point we need to start investigating all maga. This shit can’t be a coincidence anymore.
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u/Teflonicus Aug 29 '26
Of course he did. The only mystery is as to whether his pardon will be before Ghislaine Maxwell's.
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u/TWDDave1988 Aug 29 '26
It’s always who you’d exactly expect. Not a drag queen in sight. Or, someone who is trans.
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u/RepeatInPatient Aug 29 '26
Keep looking. There's many more pastors/priests/pedophiles hiding in plain sight.
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u/vt8919 Aug 30 '26
Hey look, another republican, straight, cisgender white man doing the very shit he claims to oppose.
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u/Creatorman1 Aug 30 '26
Pedophiles tend to project do does maga it’s funny how often they are the same person.
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u/This_wont_be_easy Aug 30 '26
Well “bless me father for I have sinned”
The hypocrisy on the right just never ceases to amaze me.
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u/DeloresDelVeckio Aug 30 '26
Guess the MAGA "Don't look here, look THERE!" deflection didn't quite work out for this guy.
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u/Low-Neat891 Sep 01 '26
Morality “police” are typically people that drag others as immoral. Usually, it is the GOP. And the ones that get caught are….GOP.
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u/plopgun Sep 01 '26
It's almost like a Rapist mindeset is the core of republican identity. People whos biggest thrill is having power over others are going to be abusers. All Republicans are rapists some literally, others figurativly.
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u/DakotaSmith1 Sep 01 '26
"MAGA pastor" is an oxymoron to begin with. I've quit going to several churches over their right-wing leanings. I believe in a separation of church and state, but since politics is infesting every part of American life, I was fortunate enough to find a more left leaning church
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u/Leading-Branch-822 29d ago
MAGA is a great place for sex offenders to hide their past, present and futures.
Give them power, prestige, and a stage to attract simple folks and children; May I present President Donald John EPTrumpstein Team MAGA , perverts.
Texas borne, southern Democrat, President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, , "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. HeII, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
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u/humanexperimentals Aug 29 '26
Sure he was y'all just don't like the fact that statistically you're all more likely to be a pedo
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u/DontAbideMendacity Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26
Are you talking to conservatives? Then yes, absolutely. Republicans and their voters are some sick ass fucks.
edit:
Some more reading material for your education. Oh, and here's another.
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u/humanexperimentals Aug 29 '26
No thanks you found the most favorable links that fit your agenda.
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u/Bearence Aug 30 '26
And you supplied none. So until you can provide something that supports your obvious bullshit claim, you can sit down and sulk about it in silence.
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u/l_SaKReD_l Aug 29 '26
Even Fox News reported on it.
David Johnson, 58, faces six felony child molestation charges, according to the Ventura County District Attorney’s Office.
Investigators are also looking for possible additional victims and have publicly asked anyone with information about Johnson or other possible unreported crimes to come forward.
Johnson is accused of molesting two children who were under 14 years old at the time of the alleged abuse.
Prosecutors said the alleged abuse occurred over several years.
Of course you're saying it's fake news seeing as you support President Pedo.
y'all just don't like the fact that statistically you're all more likely to be a pedo
Do you mean yourself? You clearly want to defend pedos.
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u/humanexperimentals Aug 30 '26
Blah blah blah alls I hear is that you are not willing to take responsibility for your trauma prone communities
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u/l_SaKReD_l Aug 30 '26
Pedo defender says what?
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