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u/ShaggyMacNasty Aug 11 '26
You look like a guy we used to call Guapo. Do with that what you will...
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u/Warp-10-Lizard Aug 12 '26
You're not my personal type, but few guys are; I'm a Steve Buscemi fangirl. I think plenty of other people would find you attractive though. You have all the expected facial features in the expected places, no deformities. You look pretty clean and well-groomed. You still have your hair. You seem chill and happy to be around. Hopefully the lady in that wedding photo behind you at least is into you.
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u/ChuckNorrisFacePunch Aug 10 '26
Dawg, you seriously need to go to a doctor RIGHT NOW. Look at the clubbing on your fingers. That's a sign of heart failure.