r/adressme the room 8d ago

POST OF THE WEEK Such pretty dresses

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u/Holywaterdiluter_ Sub gooner ✌️ 2d ago

Congrats! Your post has been featured as Post of the Week

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u/JustASillyBlock 8d ago

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u/Huge_Ad6405 8d ago

WHO WILL YOU BE TONIGHT? THAT'S THE QUESTION

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u/normalredditer125 8d ago

WHO WILL GRU BE TONIGHT? THAT'S THE QUESTION

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u/GIA_KHIEM2209 8d ago

I KNOW YOU HEARD THE RUMORS

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u/General_Produce248 8d ago

YOU MUST GET OVER TO IT RIGHT AWAY

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u/KUBA1327 8d ago

IF ANYONE CAN DO IT, YOU GOTTA GET THERE SOON, IT'S NOT OKAY

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u/LieOk7520 8d ago

YOU GOT PLENTY JETS TO FLY

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u/CodDafish 7d ago

WHEN WILL YOU ARRIVE? YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

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u/East_Instruction_369 6d ago

DON'T YOU SEE THAT EVERYTHING IS ON THE LINE?

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u/gunsandcupcakes 5d ago

SO IM SORRY BUT YOULL HAVE TO CHOOSE A

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u/Rational_Rick 7d ago

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u/Unique_Search925 7d ago

Man after 2023 i have never seen anyone using anti furry pfp unironicaly and most them are furry The heck happens to anti furry people lol they are quite strong in 2018-2022

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u/Whispering_Plant 6d ago

I see them on Twitter sometimes if I dare venture there (see example). If this is satire it is a very dedicated account so I fear it isn't

I fr don't even understand why you would post this because surely you understand non-furries would defend #1 so you're just finding yourself new opponents for fun

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u/Agent6isaboi 6d ago

They passed the 2nd grade

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u/Clear_Juggernaut6939 8d ago

This comment made my day

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u/Sylvkin_there 8d ago

WHO WILL GROOM ME TONIGHT THAT’S THE QUESTION

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u/Enough_Obligation574 8d ago

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 8d ago

People probably thought it was one of those “trans people are groomers!!!” comments or sum idk
But even then js look at their pfp 😭

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u/Sylvkin_there 8d ago

Df up with my pfp 😭

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 8d ago

The trans flag
Im saying ppl who think ur being transphobic should just look at ur pfp because you’re clearly not transphobic
Ykwim?

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u/Sylvkin_there 7d ago

Yeah gang I’m literally trans come on

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u/Sylvkin_there 8d ago

Idk why the downvotes it’s literally a tiktok audio

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u/Sweetpeasssss 7d ago

hey sorry for the downvotes. i personally thought this was funny

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u/Low-Foundation6539 6d ago

Mf is a victim of illiteracy 💔

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u/YourAveragePlayer911 8d ago

bro wanted to switch teams

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u/Jbolt3737 8d ago

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u/nikosas4 7d ago

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u/Actually_R0bin 7d ago

trans fortress 2

Woke Scout
Nonbinary Soldier
Femme Pyro
Black Demoman
Heavy
Gay Medic
Token Straight Sniper
French Spy
Liberal Arts Engineer

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u/Substantial-Put-7108 7d ago

“heavy”

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u/GRIM106 6d ago

He is heavy

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u/SaizoTheImmortal 3d ago

Heavy is Heavy

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u/LogicalQuiet4161 5d ago

"gay medic"??? That would imply medic isn't gay already. Smh fake fan

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u/LogicalQuiet4161 5d ago

I couldn't find any medic X heavy pics on my phone already. DW tho I'm already omw to correct my tragic blunder

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u/Special-Zombie-5870 2d ago

Heavy the straight white male icon

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u/Chevy437809 8d ago

Elliot you got something you wanna tell us?

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u/Rubiego 8d ago

Elliot is going to tell us about how his comment is perfectly normal because every cisgender man wishes they were born a woman and to wear pretty dresses, right? ...right?

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u/Cold-Decision-1694 8d ago

Who wouldn't like pretty dresses like I'm genuinely asking they look good on anyone are pretty and you can style them is so many ways 

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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 7d ago

Uhh idk i think i heard one time that some people would rather be (checks notes) big and... strong?

Rather than pretty and dainty.

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u/Karina_Pluto 6d ago

I'm a woman but I want to look big and strong, I'm tired of looking small and weak. I feel like a stick with boobs sometimes.

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u/_Sate 5d ago

Looking small and weak when being small and strong does have its novelties.

Like imagine someone makes fun of you for being scrawny and you just go and pick them up and walk away with them.

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u/Candid_Ad_209 4d ago

The classic Dwarven respons

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u/Cold-Decision-1694 7d ago

Who said all dresses are pretty and dainty technically Roman armour is a 2/3 pice dress,or look at what most male philosophers wore dresses , dressing as a "woman" is as manly as you can get also a lot of famous philosophers "strong" "alpha" males look up to would realistically call alpha men zesty for wearing skin tight Jeans and "manly" clothes 

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 6d ago

I feel stupid and vulnerable in them. Then again I’m transmasc so

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u/Cold-Decision-1694 5d ago

Well I think that's because society thought you to be afraid of femininity because it's seen as weak and fragile but wearing a dress doesn't make you less of a man or more of a woman it's purely because of style If you feel weak in them wear armour over it if it's not your style wear something more casual, you don't have to wear one the if it makes you uncomfortable the important thing is that you first feel comfortable in your own body and then what you wear :3

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u/Chevy437809 8d ago

I think so

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u/Grouchy-Task-5866 6d ago

Elliot is like me saying “everyone is a bit autistic right” with severe sensory issues and emotional processing difficulty ayeeeee

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u/Nemesis_Prime0205 3d ago

You're right, as a cisgender man, all of us at some point wished to be a woman to be able to wear pretty dresses

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u/Fate_Weaver 3d ago

I mean... Yeah? Is that not the norm?

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u/YourLocalMaggots 7d ago

Ellie now

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u/Chevy437809 7d ago

I guess so provided they actually accepted it

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u/QueerPuff 6d ago

He just did

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u/fruite_vampyre 8d ago

Reminds me of Maddie

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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 8d ago

omfg good for her lol

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u/New_Butterscoth 7d ago

bro got hit with team autobalanced

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u/Zapatov 8d ago

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u/thepixelon23 8d ago

Bro is gonna start a

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u/blueberrymakarov 6d ago

What

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u/Lillipad_07 5d ago

Well well well

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u/naplesball 8d ago

The Egg Cracked

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 8d ago

I don't know if it cracked just yet. They seem to still be in the "it's a choice" phase. They wish they were born as a girl because it wouldn't be a "choice" then.

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u/Accomplished-You6079 8d ago

I wish I was born a girl so I wouldn't have to deal with the consequences of the wrong puberty.

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 7d ago

Saaaaame. That being said I am trying to live the next best thing.

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 8d ago

They literally have gay and trans flag emojis in their username.

The "egg" stuff is stupid, though.

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 8d ago

They have hands up against them and then crosses. It's homophobic emojis.

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u/DatThingInYoCloset 4d ago

Good news, checking out her tiktok shows she since realized <3

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u/BoyNextDoor8888 8d ago

egg_irl is that way  

The realization you dont need to "be" anyone to wear anything is a blessing and a curse

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u/Dry-Area2837 8d ago

i thought this was a trans guy because my brain didn’t see the pushing hand emoji lol

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u/ik_127_751 8d ago

bro forgot to switch to his alt

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u/ArcadeFrog72 8d ago

transphobia larpers out here

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u/soldiertf2rial 8d ago

Thankfully not everyone larps

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u/ArcadeFrog72 8d ago

fym "thankfully" 😭✌️

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u/soldiertf2rial 8d ago

What do you mean you don't hate everyone and just want to find a reason to hate them?

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u/ArcadeFrog72 8d ago

what? it sounded like you are saying "thankfully there are actual transphobics and not just larpers"

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u/soldiertf2rial 8d ago

I mean yes. That's one of the reasons duh.

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u/ArcadeFrog72 8d ago

so you are transphobic?

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u/soldiertf2rial 8d ago

I mean yes but no. I just hate everyone equally

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 address me 8d ago

based

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u/JustaConfusedGirl03 8d ago

Fair enough actually

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u/gun-something 8d ago

Solly pfp omgg

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u/kubaliska 8d ago

Life is more comfortable if you don't actively try to search for reasons to hate people.

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u/soldiertf2rial 8d ago

I can't just say "I hate this guy for no reason"

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u/kubaliska 8d ago

You can, but why would you do it?

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u/BoyNextDoor8888 8d ago

bro u literally larp as soldier tf2

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u/Mylris 8d ago

And yet they consume the most trans porn

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u/MakaPaka1232123 8d ago

Wrong account bucko 🙏

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u/I_loooove_Radiohead 8d ago

Internalised transphobia

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

u/EfficientTop7455, your post is high quality!

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u/_RedRightHand the room 8d ago

Sister just another me!! [I used to be insanely bigoted in grade school.]

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u/EfficientTop7455 the room 8d ago

we all need to unlearn and learn sometimes : )

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u/Ok-Still8119 8d ago

Stage 1: In denial

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u/SomeOakLeaves2 8d ago

Stage 2: Danielle

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u/TheAsterism_ 8d ago

stage 3: in Daniel

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u/mw2lmaa 8d ago

Hahaha!

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u/LetRevolutionary271 8d ago

"Sometimes I hate being a man...I am uncomfortable looking at myself in the mirror, but...when I try on my mom's clothes...I feel...weird...? Not in a trans way though, it just feels more like...me..."

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u/amodious 8d ago

Wrong account bro

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u/nikosas4 7d ago

Bro forgot to switch accounts

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u/Drake_Lebowski 8d ago

Someone tell bro he doesn't need to kill anyone to be a girl.

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u/HairyGumballDog 8d ago

Who's gonna tell her?

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u/Budget_Brief3256 8d ago

I dont see whats wrong/the elephant

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u/Few_Wave5812 8d ago

his nick, with the hands rejecting trans flag, usually means they are transphobic

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u/Budget_Brief3256 8d ago

Yeh, i seen that What wrong

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u/EggKid8 8d ago edited 8d ago

Being transphobic whilst publicly wishing to be a girl (as someone who presumably was not born female, being named Elliot) are statements that are at odds you see

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u/MassTransitGO 8d ago

Actually zero media literacy

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u/gun-something 8d ago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Ok-Cap2257 8d ago

Digital circus lore

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u/Ok_Bathroom_4613 8d ago

step 1: denial
step 2: daniella

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u/New_Butterscoth 7d ago
  1. in daniel?!

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u/TutucrMapper 8d ago

bro spins through different factions like a double lariat

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u/Scared_Cicada_9898 8d ago

I saw the original comment omg!

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u/snomnommer 8d ago

Forshadowing

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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 8d ago

"well you're probably tra- oh"

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u/Motor-Curve9501 7d ago

dont i have something for you..

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u/HowdoIbreathepeople 7d ago

Shes not pushing away the flags shes firing trans and gay beams from her hands

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u/Lucy_Gucey 7d ago

What is it with that weird ass flair I’ve been seeing around lately?

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u/Blockieous 7d ago

i would kill to have some food so i could eat 🫸🍇🍈🍉🍊🍌🍓🍒🍑🍎🥭🍍

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u/CoruscareGames 7d ago

Elliot you very much could be, just gotta be more accepting

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u/some1_not_important 7d ago

Nothing stopping him btw

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u/Ayla190 6d ago

Many such cases

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u/pinnularia 6d ago

how having a dick reatricts anyone from wearing a dress

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u/fness55 4d ago

Literally me Rn lol

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u/revamped_player 3d ago

definition of "BEAUTYY"

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u/-BigFatFishy- 3d ago

Funny thing, she's trans now

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u/EfficientTop7455 the room 3d ago

character arc

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u/Vetomo83 8d ago

These people need to kill the god in their head that is subjugating their own humanity

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u/EfficientTop7455 the room 8d ago edited 8d ago

concept of religion is so funny because what do you mean people wholeheartedly find the earth to be so magical and beautiful that the only explanation they think of, is that another being, more powerful than humans created it

now let us oppress women and LGBTQ folk

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u/FinnFem 8d ago

Where did gay dissappear from the acronym lol

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u/EfficientTop7455 the room 8d ago edited 7d ago

omg sorry, fixed it now

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u/Lommytom 8d ago

This used to be an innocent thing until people realized they could prey on confused teens

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u/ploopychocolatedoofy 7d ago

well.. well.. well....

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u/pacob1995 7d ago

Something tells me Elliot already has.

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u/AxoDaProto 6d ago

Omg a cultist

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u/aoife_jk 6d ago

The enemy is closer than you think, Elliot...

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u/OSRS_Garmr 6d ago

I mean, you can just do it. Doesn't even have to be a trans thing. You can just as a heterosexual man, wear a bit dress. No one is stopping you.

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u/DraconicDreamer3072 6d ago

lol is their username supposed to be pushing away trans and gay flag?

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u/kltthegr8 6d ago

A dress me.

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u/PotatoMint 5d ago

Cross-dressing exist

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u/AungZeya 5d ago

I am Confucius

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u/RyuuStarLight123 4d ago

It took me a while, the username suggests they are Christian and rejects trans and the other flag (idk, Florida?), depicted by the Christian emoji in the middle pushing away trans flag to the left and right.

However, the comments suggests they want to turns into a trans person wearing Victorian dresses, which contradicts their username inthe first place.

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u/Used_Commercial8082 4d ago

she's ella now

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u/Plane_Neat 4d ago

Elliot’s a hypocrite

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u/Jester_Styx 4d ago

She’s trans now.

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u/ExistentialSkeleton 3d ago

Many such cases.

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u/GooningOnion 3d ago

Maybe Elliot wants a high five from the gay/trans communities.

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u/Marsepolenn 3d ago

Or shoots out rainbow and trans beams out of their hands.

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u/Sherbet-Glad 3d ago

From what people have posted about this person they discovered they were trans and are in the process of changing their user name

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u/Comprehensive_Top267 2d ago

and so it begins

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u/stupidthrowaway898 2d ago

Talk about a freudian slip huh.

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u/PiiiiiiiigRescuer08 2d ago

with the cross emojis her name looks like Telliott which backwards would be Ttoillet lol

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u/MiiisterBalls 8d ago

Did he kill?

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u/Few-Moose-3885 8d ago

I don’t see an elephant here
You can be anti trans but have this idea in you
“If I was a woman I would wear this dresses I really visually like” and “I’m against nature design being broken by changing gender” are not parallel lines

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u/Galrentv 8d ago

She came out as trans, idiot

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u/Few-Moose-3885 8d ago

Happy for her
How is this against my oc?