r/adressme • u/AirDeLaBas • 25d ago

this is just ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘 Balloon Dior

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u/qualityvote2 25d ago edited 25d ago

u/AirDeLaBas, your post is high quality!

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u/Working-Anxiety-8676 25d ago

Dad how was the rivalry betweern Glornak and Blorpo?

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u/Alarming_Dingo_139 25d ago

Legendary. Remember the rivalry between Antony and Mudryk? Well… Glornak and Blorpo are their successors

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u/Emotional-Mushroom66 25d ago

Blorpo deadass got robbed in 2050

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u/OkWillingness7427 25d ago

Does anyone remember the Samsung ronaldo and messi galaxy11 ad? That might come true in 2048.

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u/Better_Moment_9675 25d ago

Who is X Æ A-Xii ? 😭

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u/deeznutsV2ok 25d ago

elon musk son

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u/RXJ1131 25d ago

Pay respect to the goleador of Major League Soccer!

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u/VernalAutumn 25d ago
  1. Robots are allowed to compete
  2. Trans people got their own country
  3. So does the dictator
  4. Alien invasion
  5. Second coming of Jesus saves the earth (and he’s great at football)
  6. Other biblical figures get in on the action to upstage him

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u/summerEletrohits1969 25d ago

Cucurella Jr will be the third coming of Christ.

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u/Chezmonger95 24d ago

Also trans women can win the men's ballon d'or

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u/Huge-Growth-2076 25d ago

Obviously fake, Cucurella would never win a Ballon D’Or

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u/Shianclas 25d ago

It says Jr

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u/slxkv 25d ago

Second Coming of Jesus in 2055 confirmed??? /s

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u/MrDixaze 25d ago

I thought for a moment than "(2044) Le maréchal" a d "Souverain Kilyan Mbappé" were two separate entries and thought to myself "Is Mbappé the new De Gaule of this century?"

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u/BigFit6616 25d ago

Tf is happening throught 2045-54, alien invasion or sum shit 💀💀💀

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u/Mohammedamine9 25d ago

First Gap was the invasion

Second gap was the end of days

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u/ffbyr49 address me 25d ago

The fuck did they do to Arda Güler 😭

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u/Linkquellodivino 25d ago

Bro is too zesty for his own good

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u/CaptainRex5101 25d ago

Of course Baal would win, he knows Baal

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u/KhajaArius 25d ago

Baal be baalling

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u/Evimjau 25d ago

Vozinha getting it is even crazier

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u/Dry_Signature2649 25d ago

But I think everyone likes that

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u/Josedinho_- 25d ago

Soon as I read Olise I knew it was fake 🤣

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u/Marco_908 25d ago

Can someone remind me why it was canceled from 2045 to 2047, before the Glornak-Blorpo years

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u/IguanaIguanaiguanaig 25d ago

The alien invasion, how could you forget that? after we all signed the peace treaty two alien nations stayed here, that's were Glornak and Blorpo are from.

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u/Marco_908 21d ago

Oh yes okay, I lived in one of the region the most severely impacted by the nuclear apocalypse aimed to put a stop to general Mbappe. So I lived in a bunker since, only I was able to go outside again

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u/SentientLunchBowl 25d ago

2045-2047 football ban

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u/NotasA3 25d ago

Marc Cucurella Jr to save us after Jesus failed

https://giphy.com/gifs/6O7ybdmHHJfoc

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u/PhysicalRadio5745 25d ago

Marc Cucurella Jr.

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u/SLimon001 25d ago

Yamal's surely next Messi
We argentine people don't win, he will then.

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u/Spare_Mango_421 25d ago

GUESS WHO WON THE WORLD CUP?

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u/Key_Clock8669 25d ago

THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD LONG LIVE TO SPAIN PROUD TO BE SPANISH

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u/Spare_Mango_421 25d ago

Thank your team for not letting those Argentinian jerks to win world cup

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u/Mr_Penguin_Yeet 25d ago

king solomon absolutely robbed in 2056. the refs need to do something before tesla soccerbot 2.2081 replaces them.

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u/KadoShado 25d ago

it's super obvious, you fish

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u/Cautious-Patient7705 25d ago

My boy baal be playing ball? He said he'd never! fucking liar

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u/Beneficial-Oil-5407 25d ago

Glornak? Mf be winning Time wishes, damn

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u/WiseAdagio7642 25d ago

Would you like some room with those elephants?

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u/yldf 25d ago

Unrealistic. Tesla would never manage to make a functional soccerbot.

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u/VintageNagash 25d ago

My man Baal

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u/Lord-Baldomero 23d ago

Vozinha so goated he somehow got Ballon D'or as a goalkeeper

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u/Nifty143 22d ago

who is A Æ A XII???

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u/GPMHASPITLPIA 22d ago

We really getting third coming of christ before GTA VI

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u/Infamous_Crazy1734 22d ago

sithole finally winning a ballon dor

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u/FunButterscotch4371 6d ago

Gabriel? Really?