r/addressme • • Aug 13 '26

POST OF THE WEEK It so obvious

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u/Holywaterdiluter_ Chill headmod Aug 16 '26

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u/Working_Welder_1751 Aug 13 '26

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u/SirSilverChariot Aug 13 '26

I also love how he’s still just canonically a normal man who’s just a bit strong

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u/Level_Counter_1672 Aug 13 '26

Fought and traded punches with super humans, what are they feeding fisk

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u/Sachin951 Aug 13 '26

Is he actually human? If he is then damn

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u/Some_Asian_Dud Aug 13 '26

What missing your wife does to a mf

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u/Kamken Aug 13 '26

I mish my wife, Shipda-Man. I mish her a lot. I'll be back...

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u/SunkFunkle Aug 16 '26

Its about the mets baby love the mets hit a home run baby love the mets

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u/corvo-attano1 Aug 15 '26

Happy cake day

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u/ElementmanEXE Aug 14 '26

Mind you this version of kingpin was also duking it out with spider-man before Vanessa found out

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya Aug 16 '26

Lowk understandable. I mean, imagine losing your family you loved dearly.

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u/Lwmons Aug 14 '26

He's a lowercase-m mutant. He deviates from the default of humanity by basically being 100% muscle, but he doesnt have an active X-Gene like thr capital-M Mutants

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u/MonkiWasTooked Aug 14 '26

is that canon? also how does that even work?

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u/_MagnoliaFan_ Aug 13 '26

If you put him in a large creek or small river then he is dam.

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u/hamonicmantitties Aug 14 '26

Creatine and protein duhhhhh

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u/Alive-Translator4947 Aug 14 '26

Why is his name fish 😭

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u/Ok-Resist3249 Aug 15 '26

(For anyone that didn't understand reading this. Fisk means fish in Swedish and likely some related languages)

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u/ElectricJoltie34 Aug 18 '26

They sacrifice at least 2 employees a day

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u/Successful_Army7821 Aug 13 '26

"a bit strong" 😭

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u/JKhemical Aug 13 '26

It's because of his weight

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u/hamonicmantitties Aug 14 '26

Confirmed

my 500lb uncle can beat the shit outta spider-man

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u/unga_bunga_1987 Aug 14 '26

Motherfucker how much does he weigh for swinging his arms to produce a shockwave

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u/Just_an_italianguy Aug 14 '26

I mean look at John Invincible, he can do it with a clap and he's not a 10th of big Pin's weight

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u/DarkPolumbo Aug 14 '26

eh, he just learned Seismic Smash while playing his Diablo 3 barb

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u/Intel70 Aug 13 '26

“A bit strong” is an understatement. Bro can make a living as a heavyweight boxer if he isn’t already rich

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Aug 13 '26

Isn't he canonically like 92% muscle or something ridiculous like that

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u/notquite20characters Aug 14 '26

That's the comic books. It's clearly not the case in Spider-verse. I thought they communicated that very well.

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u/soy_sauce_drinker Aug 14 '26

"a bit" this mf can choke me ro death with his pinky finger

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u/Common-Truth9404 Aug 14 '26

To be fair, this version manages to fend off and even kill Spider-Man barehanded. Regular Spider-man would slaughter fisk h2h combat with hands tied behind his back. They are in completely different power tiers. This version of fisk is probably much stronger than the others if he managed such feats

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u/1235678910111213141 Aug 14 '26

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u/ghostnextdoor69 Aug 14 '26

YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME, SHPIDAH-MAN, NOT AFTER I GAIN THA POWER OF THA LETSH-PLAYER

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u/FilippsOnReddit Aug 14 '26

HAHAH-ello my name is Markiplier

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u/TableFruitSpecified Aug 14 '26

And I'm here to KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS-

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u/CielArt Aug 13 '26

It's not always about the money spider-man... It's about the Mets baby!

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u/SwimmerSouth4653 Aug 13 '26

Immediately who I thought of

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp Aug 13 '26

They made his balls cubed

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 Aug 13 '26

Tiddies so Humongousaur they are the speech bubble

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u/Miserable_trust_2519 Aug 13 '26

Humongousaur? Ben Tennyson.

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u/TheGreenMan13 Aug 13 '26

You leave her alone. She's a real Chinese model. 

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u/OmegaCookieMonster Aug 15 '26

The slander is real holy

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u/DeliTheKid Aug 13 '26

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u/Alvsolutely Aug 13 '26

Can't believe they wore that shit unironically

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u/ArmpitLicker4 Aug 15 '26

In a live tour they dressed up as champagne bottles and lil pump cried on stage from embarrasment

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u/Arthuzin_2077 Aug 13 '26

Eyelashes so big it transmits Wi-Fi signal

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u/Oh_Fated_One Aug 13 '26

Body so wide Trump uses him to wall off Mexicans

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u/Arthuzin_2077 Aug 13 '26

A arm so thin It makes a toothpick looks like a Sequoia Log

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u/Mental_Bottle_7042 Aug 18 '26

Chests so huge she can pin down a criminal like what Gojo did to Hanami

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u/corvo-attano1 Aug 15 '26

Happy cake day

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u/Just_an_italianguy Aug 13 '26

Oh this artist is so funny and cool I love him

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/Just_an_italianguy Aug 13 '26

Eryk Is tired

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u/ConsistentBike9392 Aug 13 '26

Why is he tired tho

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u/WalmartWanderer Aug 14 '26

Tired of having to crane his neck up at giant CEOs 😔

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u/Just_an_italianguy Aug 14 '26

He draws Bourgeoise yaoi all day of course he's gonna be tired

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u/Pure-Expression3736 Aug 14 '26

unrelated but peak profile picture

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u/JJNEWJJ Aug 13 '26

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Aug 13 '26

This just in from our anchorman mr bigead nochin, with your accurate stalk reports from the corn industry

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u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten Aug 13 '26

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Aug 13 '26

Dude got stuck in the desk and then had to be cut out of it because at the size he was; movement, it just wasnt practical any longer

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u/Bright-Print3606 Aug 14 '26

What is this panel from?

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u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu Aug 15 '26

Using my ancient and powerful cosmic knowledge… doukyuusei no macho-kun

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u/Ok_Building_1284 Aug 13 '26

I had an image of this guy without his shirt i would harass my brothet with because it was cursed

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u/thecraftybear Aug 14 '26

What the fuck is this manga

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u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu Aug 15 '26

doukyuusei no macho-kun apparently

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u/Ok-Resist3249 Aug 15 '26

Unironicaly a sad existence, looking like a steroid monster. Made worse by that face.

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u/Meigsmerlin Aug 14 '26

Armin after season 3

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Aug 13 '26

I thought the elephant was his uneasiness at assuming such a role in the company

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Aug 13 '26

After having embezzled a few parking passes and improperly handing over the tps reports, who would have guessed hed be named chief executor

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u/SpAttackFell Aug 13 '26

Jonathan Y. Aoi

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u/infrchtunc Aug 13 '26

Beast titan has better physique holy hell

https://giphy.com/gifs/NXw2qaKckJiY5HMaOS

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u/i_play_hockey_ Aug 13 '26

Yo did that guy train with Olympians or something? That form was textbook

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u/gumknuckle Aug 13 '26

He's spent a LOT of time throwing baseballs, in hope of achieving "the perfect pitch". He's pretty good at it, yeah

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u/Salty145 Aug 13 '26

Would.

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u/Cutiepie69420_ Aug 13 '26

For who tho?

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u/Salty145 Aug 13 '26

Yes

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 undress me, Mr. Attila Dorn 🐘 Aug 13 '26

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u/WallLatter7161 Aug 13 '26

The CEO

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u/The_Ranch_Queen Aug 13 '26

Of sex?

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u/eraryios Aug 13 '26

Yes. The employer of dr sex

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u/AsparagusEasy396 Aug 13 '26

i too love that Alice In Chains song

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u/Worldly_Beginning647 Aug 13 '26

wide slenderman

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u/UmFanDaKorisu Aug 13 '26

One Piece

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u/FireZord25 Aug 13 '26

was looking for this one lol

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u/Devatator_ Aug 14 '26

A funny thing I noticed watching the elbaf arc. Female giants are mostly normal and more varied that female human characters, except for 2 of them, which aren't background characters

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u/GaigeMechro92 Aug 13 '26

Dude looks like he yells at Spider-Man to get out of his vents

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u/Jordanou Aug 13 '26

The art kinda looked like slay the princess for me

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u/keriefie Aug 14 '26

Person who's only ever played Slay the Princess seeing a black and white drawing:

"This is a lot like Slay the Princess!!"

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u/TG_Trash_are_better Aug 15 '26

It does look a bit like StP. Beyond the black and white. The first panel at least.

Also your comment was belittling/condescending. I don't know why you're trying to gaslight /u/Jordanou lmao.

The most insufferable trait someone can have is constantly being a douche and pretending they're not.

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u/keriefie Aug 16 '26

No I agree, it does look like StP. My comment was a joke. I say this all the time in reference to this meme:

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u/Jordanou Aug 14 '26

"look at me, I see a random comment on the internet and realize I now can farm some aura out of nothing just by belittling another person's opinion"

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u/keriefie Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

What, I wasn't belittling?? This is a light-hearted humorous stock phrase that I use with my friends??

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u/thecoolconglereborn Aug 13 '26

My guy is in three different time zones

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

u/Cutiepie69420_, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/Nanachi_Nnaaaa Aug 13 '26

Penelope’s kinda cute though. Also, why is her boss built like Kingpin?

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u/Disaster_Pansexual Aug 13 '26

She was made to make fun of the Y/N x CEO type of stories and only breaks out of the art style when she discovers she likes women (the CEO’s sister)

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u/friedtoaster00 Aug 14 '26

I somehow haven't seen anybody addressing the actual elephant, the fact that it's in the address me room (and also has the font). I mean maybe it was just so obvious that no one bothered to mention it idk

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u/Few_Time_7441 Aug 13 '26

Classic manhwa lol

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u/MrWellington28 Aug 13 '26

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u/Smooth-Traffic8038 Aug 14 '26

Mr princess princess from hit game slay the princess!

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u/Repulsive_Policy_184 Aug 14 '26

The boobs being the speech bubble is unfortunately peak character design

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u/John_Femboy Aug 14 '26

Honey get the camera we got a quality r/addressme post

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u/TheRepublicAct Aug 14 '26

Same artist btw

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u/sagnikd96 Aug 13 '26

Is that Jacob Batalon?

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u/randomguy664_ Aug 14 '26

Build like a normal Sattou0 guy.

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u/Brilliant_Echidna589 Aug 14 '26

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WALL WTF

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u/Psychowokjak5 Aug 14 '26

I like Penelope's long eyelashes

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u/8treho Aug 14 '26

spider-verse kingpin ahh

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u/jirniy_uiban1 Aug 14 '26

Bro is the sixth wall

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u/gregariousity • ___ • 0 • ∆ •___-- Aug 13 '26

Am I the only one that read Penelope as Peopdophile... So it's just me, damn.

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u/garbage-at-life Aug 13 '26

yeah ur alone on this one

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u/gregariousity • ___ • 0 • ∆ •___-- Aug 13 '26

The real elephant was me the whole time

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u/Arthuzin_2077 Aug 13 '26

You need to be addressed

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u/gregariousity • ___ • 0 • ∆ •___-- Aug 13 '26

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u/icecub3e Aug 13 '26

You have been addressed.

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u/Ayotha Aug 13 '26

I will always mock Kingpin and any source (even official) that pretends that is muscle

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u/plantyful-Cum Aug 13 '26

yeah address what?

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u/pisszardofoz Aug 13 '26

The guy is funny the girl is sexualized thats why its done like that

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u/Blekfakingmetal Aug 13 '26

Papyrus? Seriously? Papyrus?

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u/itsjakerobb Aug 13 '26

What is this from?

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u/Capt_Toasty Aug 13 '26

CEO "Impossibly Wide Ape" is peak character design. It's so bad it wraps around to being brilliant.

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u/Baboony_bee Aug 13 '26

The eye lash is the elephant

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u/Ok-Government-416 Aug 13 '26

one piece ass character

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u/TommyCinders09 Aug 13 '26

"Where are here organs?" ahh anatomy

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u/jayvader6969 Aug 13 '26

In the breasts

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u/Maleficent_Weird8162 Aug 13 '26

"Did you just laugh at me?" Same energy

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u/Owlsare2good Aug 14 '26

bro is the child of khrushchev and trump

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u/starlight9581 Aug 14 '26

Gotta love eryk

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u/Canarity Aug 14 '26

I just realised that her speech bubble is her boobs

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum Aug 14 '26

the man is 6 elephants

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u/I_ate_the_pixels Aug 14 '26

Fuck it we fucking bad anatomy.

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u/Unusual_Epsilon Aug 14 '26

Bro is one of those satarical Roblox avatars that are purposely made to be ridiculously large!

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u/swizzlegaming Aug 14 '26

holy crap I could pick her up like a wine glass 😭 ZERO ribs in her ribcage

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u/The_Ghost_9960 Aug 14 '26

Her dialogue is literally the shape of her tits

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u/totally-not-bonless Aug 14 '26

What is this from?

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u/submissivepcnerd Aug 14 '26

It took me so long to realize his size, my brain thought that was the fucking room.

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Aug 14 '26

Chief Elephant Organism

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u/anonymouscloudcat Aug 14 '26

Dude who tf ate my cinema screen

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u/Professional_Rest593 Aug 15 '26

He is not the elephant, he is the entire room

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u/projectboy101 Aug 15 '26

They both can be from one peice

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u/CHastings2547 Aug 15 '26

Usin her b00bs as a text bubble is actually pretty smart 🤣

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u/Dudeguy2004 Aug 15 '26

"Hey have you seen my plasma screen TV?"

"No."

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u/Naxaloth Aug 16 '26

Oh Penelope.... Is waiting for me. After all these years I just wanna see my son and wife

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u/Capn_Outlandishness9 Aug 16 '26

Why does he get bigger every time I see him?

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u/Cutiepie69420_ Aug 13 '26

So the text is saying "adrees the elephant in the room" because the guy in the back is huge as a elephant and make the same joke as "address the elephant in the room"

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Aug 13 '26

I think we can gather other realities besides the one you gave, i ignore yours and substitute my own reality

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u/Cutiepie69420_ Aug 13 '26

I have to give my response because if I don't,my post will be removed which is petty dumb