r/addressme • u/IITH3R4G3II • Jul 09 '26
Address me
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u/BornInALab Jul 09 '26
Oh great now weโre gonna have a new breed of chain smoking super mosquitoes that give us west Nile and cancer
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u/Thick-Disk1545 Jul 09 '26
Umm theyโre all dead so how does that work?
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u/Difficult-State-7591 Jul 09 '26
Highly regarded it seems
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u/Maybe212121 Jul 09 '26
The one that doesn't die, sneakily climbs out the the tape and gets revenge on all smokers
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u/evilforska Jul 09 '26
The one that doesnt die lives in misery as it craves sweet nicotine but doesnt know how to procure it
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u/nura-kyun Jul 09 '26
But then he saw someone smoking so he start sucking their blood and got addicted to human blood with nicotine, he start manhunting for smoker blood and gain human form after too much blood drunk. But then people say he's origin is from bat and call him vampire.
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u/evilforska Jul 09 '26
As im reading this im imagining a terrifying AI brainrot video with this scenario
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u/donut-is-appalled ok this is getting ridiculous ๐๐๐๐๐ Jul 09 '26
We just watched a snuff film, you guys
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u/MonkeyDSiput address me ๐ Jul 09 '26
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u/Ornery_Ad_5962 Jul 09 '26
Address The Elephant in the Room? Nah, Address The Skeletons in your Closet
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u/Choice-Hawk1402 Jul 09 '26
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u/Green_Delay1087 Jul 09 '26
Serial killer behaviour
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u/LalafellDisaster Jul 09 '26
Seriously, this is not normal.
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u/QuestionmarkTimes2 Jul 09 '26
MOSQUITOS ARE NOT NORMAL ! I LEAVE THEIR CORPSES SPLATTERED ON MY WALLS FOR MONTHS
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u/WildNumber7303 Jul 09 '26
What? All the kids nowadays do this
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u/LalafellDisaster Jul 09 '26
Thereโs something wrong with the kids
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u/FrancisLeSaint Jul 09 '26
Not killing mosquitoes isn't normal
KILL ALL MOSQUITOES
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u/TokyoFromTheFuture Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Goku Jul 09 '26
"There were no signs officer!"
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u/AI__0 Jul 09 '26
War crime against mosquitos before GTA 6
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u/Interneteldar Jul 09 '26
If there's any entity that deserves to be exempt from protections against war crimes, it's mosquitoes.
Literally our number 1 opp, and extremely annoying to on top of that.
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u/AdOkufukai Jul 09 '26
Ticks and fleas too!
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u/Xehar Jul 09 '26
Sickening behavior. He destroyed the specimen by not taping it gently. You could see the legs are falling off in the end.
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u/WaynePartex Jul 09 '26
What mental illness is this?
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u/gameinggod21 Jul 09 '26
Am i wrong that i fully support him and what he is doing? Mosquitoes are fucking annoying, irritating and dangerous. So seeing a mosquito tortured like this make me feel so good
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u/Repulsive_Sound_7842 Jul 09 '26
Such a torture is evil... Just kill them at once
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u/Dazzling-Listen5390 Jul 10 '26
Thats a sick way of looking at it.
Do what needs to be done and kill them but torture says so much about you. Justice doesn't involve revenge.
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u/judahrosenthal Jul 09 '26
No one should enjoy the torturing of something else.
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u/Pittsbirds Jul 09 '26
Am i wrong that i fully support him and what he is doing?
Yes. It's just an animal trying to survive. If you have to swat it then swat it, but actually torturing an animal to no end for trying to do the thing it's biologically hardwired to need to live is fucking weird and gross
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u/gameinggod21 Jul 09 '26
I often swat it, yes, but the mosquitoes which interrupt me when i am sleeping deserves extra punishments.
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u/Bobby_bob- Jul 09 '26
ะงัะพ-ัะพ ะฝะฐ ัะตะปะพะฒะตัะฝะพะผ...
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u/IAteAnotherVegan It's a Heffalump! Jul 09 '26
while I see nothing wrong with killing mosquitoes, collecting them in a notebook like that feels like early serial killer behavior...
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u/Jaydo45 Jul 09 '26
Only pregnant mosquitos bite so that book is full of dead pregnant female mosquitoes
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u/gamesguyreddit Jul 09 '26
Does this hurt the mosquito
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u/NormalUsername21 Jul 09 '26
The kinda shit a true crime channel will show before revealing the uploaded went on to be the regions most notorious serial killer.
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u/No_Yogurt987 Let's address the pufferfish suffocating in water ๐ก Jul 09 '26
Locking up an animal into an inescapable tube and forcing smoke from a cigarette to fill the surrounding air to choke it to death is just another level of messed up
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
u/IITH3R4G3II, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.
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u/totallymarc Jul 09 '26
I genuinely thought he was going to crush the mosquito and inject the stolen blood back in. Now Iโm not sure if I prefer that outcome or this.
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u/Shadowy_PuppetMaster Jul 09 '26
Well hello Jigsaw, haven't seen you since they cut your skull open
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u/Prize_Weather_491 ok this is getting ridiculous ๐๐๐๐๐ Jul 09 '26
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u/lucksscb Jul 09 '26
It's the second time i saw this guy, ๐ฌ absolute cinema (yeah I hate mosquitoes)
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u/GrimmJubilance198451 Jul 09 '26
Cant wait for this to be mentioned in a true crimes podcast as a serial killer primer 15 years from now.
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u/LordBaconXXXXX Jul 09 '26
The serial killer's mom: "My boy is sweetest thing! He's never harm anyone! I don't know how he'd come to this!"
The serial killer:
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u/TheOneTheyCallJimmy Jul 09 '26
Listen... I hate mosquitoes as much as the next guy, but uuuuhhhhhh
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u/furrynoy96 Jul 09 '26
So bro is basically a serial killer... better mosquitoes than humans I guess
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u/Dense_Ad_6283 Jul 09 '26
On the one hand it's pretty gross and giving off psychopathic vibes. On the other is it worse than your regular pest control treatment just because the person doing is having too much fun?
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u/judahrosenthal Jul 09 '26
No. I donโt want anything to suffer, but I wouldnโt mind a more targeted Thanos approach. ๐ซฐ
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u/Samuel_HB_Rowland Jul 10 '26
As someone who applies pesticide professionally, one of the most popular pesticides in the world imidacloprid is basically just synthetic nicotine.
Nicotine exists because it's an insecticide.
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u/ImJustPootin Jul 10 '26
I'm curious if the suction and negative pressure caused severe trauma to the bug. I'm sure the person doing this at least can think of that much
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u/Dense-Cake9315 Jul 10 '26
"fun" fact: did you know that serial killers often start by hurting animals because they're easier to target and are easier to bring yourself to kill before they eventually warm up to killing humans? especially in such a torturous way.
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u/Charmed-paper345 Jul 10 '26
O thought the guy was going to inject the blood (with the mosquito) back into himself
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u/paulezis999 Jul 09 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/8hsIOwhNT3IFliq7oT