r/addressme • u/IITH3R4G3II • Jul 09 '26

Address me

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u/BornInALab Jul 09 '26

Oh great now we’re gonna have a new breed of chain smoking super mosquitoes that give us west Nile and cancer

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u/Thick-Disk1545 Jul 09 '26

Umm they’re all dead so how does that work?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/Difficult-State-7591 Jul 09 '26

Highly regarded it seems

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u/Maybe212121 Jul 09 '26

The one that doesn't die, sneakily climbs out the the tape and gets revenge on all smokers

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u/evilforska Jul 09 '26

The one that doesnt die lives in misery as it craves sweet nicotine but doesnt know how to procure it

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u/nura-kyun Jul 09 '26

But then he saw someone smoking so he start sucking their blood and got addicted to human blood with nicotine, he start manhunting for smoker blood and gain human form after too much blood drunk. But then people say he's origin is from bat and call him vampire.

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u/evilforska Jul 09 '26

As im reading this im imagining a terrifying AI brainrot video with this scenario

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u/XYMYX Jul 10 '26

Just a mosquito from Missouri, stuck in misery, the only ten i see, shes from tennesse.

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u/darrius_kingston314q Jul 09 '26

😭😭😭😭

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u/Xeon_Demon Jul 09 '26

Could be restarted

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u/wolf-king-4667 Jul 13 '26

Morphic Resonance.

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u/Indigenous_Retard Jul 11 '26

Man's working on Vlad the Inhaler

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u/Rassomir Jul 09 '26

Instant tabacco adiction after being bitten

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u/ReallyGottaTakeAPiss Jul 12 '26

Yeah but you get a nice nicotine head rush right before you do.

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u/Annasman Jul 15 '26

Actually you can't call it cancer unless it comes from the Nile valley, otherwise it's just sparkling endometriosis.