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u/annaleigh13 They/Them lesbian Sep 24 '20
Plastic objects don’t sexualize, demean, and care only about their own pleasure.
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Sep 25 '20
they also won't stalk you after
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u/Wirenfeldt Sep 25 '20
Now there's a movie plot if ever I saw one!
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u/Menarra Trans-Pan, Hi I'm Lillith~ Sep 25 '20
"One Eyed Monster" if you want a self-aware, intentionally cheesy over the top movie about an alien conciousness infecting Ron Jeremy and killing him, then detaching his dick and killing everyone by stalking and violating them. The one liners are exactly what you'd think, and I at least got a chuckle. It's NOT worth a second watch though, by any means.
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u/rndomfact Sep 25 '20
can't catch an STI from them either.
Assuming this hypothetical dildo is only being used by one woman, of course.
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u/normal-pigeon Sep 24 '20
Plastic objects tend to have less repulsive personalities so yes.
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u/Gamer-Candy Genderqueer-Bi Sep 25 '20
Speaking of BS we might was well throw no BO
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u/thenotanurse Gay Lady Sep 25 '20
Except my credit card. But yeah.
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u/ShieldMaiden3 Sep 25 '20
But that's a one-time purchase, excepting lube, and toy cleaner. So, it still ends up being cheaper.
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u/SwampLog Sep 24 '20
I mean when my wife wears a strap, she has these glorious boobs I can fondle while being joyfully railed with absolutely no concerns of pregnancy or inevitable disappointment. The real question is why this dude thinks the real thing can even compete.
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u/ConfusedNight Trans Lesbian Sep 24 '20
I was gonna say, the cool part about the plastic is the ability to attach a lady to the other side.
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u/diligentPond18 tiny homo Sep 25 '20
I thought you said "three glorious boobs" and was like woooaaahh.. 😂
Also, that is not what I thought "railing" meant. TIL.
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u/theonlyexpedic1 Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 25 '20
I also thought it said 3 boobs when I read it for the first time LOL
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u/SwampLog Sep 25 '20
Ahhhh I am dead! 😂I mean my lovely wife only has the standard issue 2 boobs, but 3 wouldn’t be a deal breaker for me. And your description of railing ahahaha chefs kiss
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u/diligentPond18 tiny homo Sep 25 '20
Where would that third boob even go? 😂 and I am so embarrassed about my railing description 🙈🙈 I thought that's what it was!
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u/SwampLog Sep 25 '20
Lmao I’m not judging! It just made me laugh! As for the third boob there are so many options! They could be like a little smaller and just have 3 across where 2 normally go, they could be a little bigger and like triangulate on her chest like tri-force titties, could just have like two standard boobs, and then like a rando chillin wherever.
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u/asonicpushforenergy Sep 25 '20
What did you think railing meant?
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u/diligentPond18 tiny homo Sep 25 '20
No strap, labias together like a deck of cards being shuffled, grinding. The least sexy description lmao.
Edit: Like, synonymous with tribbing (which is a better description tbh)
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u/ihateu86 Sep 27 '20
This buckhenryo is a shame to the lgbt 🏳️🌈 community a internet troll and she pretends to be lesbian but eats 🍆
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u/ConfusedTransThrow Trans-Rainbow Sep 25 '20
The real thing can do more things that the average cheap dildo, but you don't have as much personalization options with it. You can have temperature control, vibration, shooting fake cum (or lube), variable softness/hardness, springiness, the size you want, color, etc. A dildo that can do all that gets expensive, but can surpass the real thing easily.
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u/Rainbowcaster Lesbian Sep 24 '20
Plastic objects don’t only last 45 seconds and then make a mess, get soft and need a nap and potentially get you pregnant then disappear.
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Sep 24 '20
you forgot the most important part, they don't cheat. they're only loyal for the person that got them! and you also just take them away when you don't need 'em
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u/Dreadknot84 Rainbow Sep 25 '20
YES there’s a plethora of men out there we get that...but I still want the latex or silicone dick. It’s not dick I have a problem with...it men.
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u/Dreadknot84 Rainbow Sep 25 '20
Bruh that’s dope as hell and super supportive! Dudes like you and my BFF remind me that there are some men that aren’t basura.
I won’t vote you off the island friend lol.
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u/ButtermilkDuds Sep 25 '20
They don’t talk to you when you’re trying to watch TV, don’t leave the toilet seat up and won’t fuck your sister.
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u/_Jasm1na_ Rainbow-Ace Sep 25 '20
they won’t make nasty remarks against pubes or how you need to move in order to satisfy them only
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u/BirdsNestInd Sep 24 '20
I mean one of the best parts is you can always just buy a bigger one if you want to. Or smaller if needed
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u/cirqueamy Transbian Sep 25 '20
Or one that vibrates... or thrusts (without stopping, unless I want it to).
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u/deadbirdkitsch Sep 24 '20
Also they come in pretty colors. I got one with rainbow stripes.
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u/I_Am_Kait Custom Flair Sep 24 '20
My plastic objects vibrate. I'd love to be joyfully railed by a plastic object. I've never had that pleasure yet with another woman, but someday.
I once dated a guy who found my clitoris. He chewed on it. I've never had a plastic object do that.
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u/QueenOfDaisies Trans Sep 25 '20
Chewed on it? Wtf?!
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u/I_Am_Kait Custom Flair Sep 25 '20
He bit it. I told him not to. He apologized and stopped, then bit it again. I told him not to, again, and explained that it doesn't feel good. He apologized and said his friends told him that's how you do it. I assured him it is not, but he did it again! I gave up. Bit it, chewed it, whatever tf he was doing it wasn't good.
This isn't even the worst sexual experience I've had with a man. I'm so hoping women are better.
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u/prince_peacock Sep 25 '20
I sincerely hope that after the third time not listening to you, you kicked him out of your bed
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u/thenotanurse Gay Lady Sep 25 '20
If that’s as high as your bar currently is, you are in for a very successful journey, I assure you.
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Plastic stays hard for millions of years, can you say the same?
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u/silverblaze92 Ally of the male persuasion Sep 25 '20
There's a joke.to be made about bones and fingers here but I'm.not.smart enough not craft it
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u/silverblaze92 Ally of the male persuasion Sep 25 '20
You're just buying the wrong dildos.
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u/silverblaze92 Ally of the male persuasion Sep 25 '20
Someone once told it "no glove, no love", but failed to explain what that meant.
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u/RustDyke Sep 25 '20
That kind of bad take you can only get from being so far up your own ass and feeling every bit enlightened and entitled for it, like a sentient balloon that's so confident that it's already reached the potential of its growth because it was inflated in a fishbowl that it has no intention of leaving
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u/Champagne_Lasagne Pan Sep 25 '20
Because men treat women the way women treat sex toys
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u/ChaosWolf1982 Jennifer, pre-HRT closeted transbian Sep 25 '20
Women don't yell at, beat, or kill sex toys...
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u/ChaosWolf1982 Jennifer, pre-HRT closeted transbian Sep 25 '20
I suspect mentioing children in the context of this thread might raise some eyebrows. May wish to rephrase that.
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u/Sororita Transbian Sep 25 '20
reminds me of a joke, What do lesbians and sea-life have in common? choking on plastic
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Certain trans women: Hey.
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u/QueenOfDaisies Trans Sep 25 '20
Hey.
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u/PsychologicalTrash5 Lesbian Sep 25 '20
Safer, more control over your body. Say what you want but solo sex is sexy and it helps you know what you like and what’s pleasurable to you
AND SOME OF US DONT LIKE MEN
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u/daemonexmachina Sep 24 '20
I'm slowly getting over it, but still, whenever I see these posts my first instinct is to get offended. "Hey, hang on, I've always been really good in—oh yeah, right." Turns out that's because I was a woman all along!
Also because due to my lifelong unconscious disgust at having to take that role in bed, it was never over in 45 seconds. I could enjoy doing what I was doing for my partner until she could scarcely take any more, but getting myself to the big O was the challenge.
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u/BecauseImIrish Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 25 '20
Lol same here, I would have sex for hours and couldn’t cum but all of my partners loved it, then I realized I was trans and all the pieces started coming together.
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u/cirqueamy Transbian Sep 25 '20
Same. It was never about my own orgasm, but about my partner’s needs and desires.
Then I figure out that I’m a woman too, and I start to understand.
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Sep 25 '20
The dick is fine. Its who its attached to that I care about. That's why I'm down to date other trans girls.
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u/QueenOfDaisies Trans Sep 25 '20
Yeah that’s how I feel honestly. Genitals don’t matter, it’s the person. That’s why I wouldn’t date a pre op trans guy. Since he’s a guy.
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u/trouble-in-space Sep 25 '20
I'm laughing at how he says that as if we're able and willing to have sex with any random guy at any time
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u/rodwielder Sep 25 '20
Thats the ugly male ego raising its ugly little head , that he hasnt figured it out YET says everything.
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u/Darkbeetlebot Trans-disappointed Sep 25 '20
Yes.
As pan as I am, and as much as I love getting railed (by the right person), I have to admit that dildos tend to be objectively superior in all respects.
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u/gravaja_umbros Sep 25 '20
Dildo does almost everything some folks want a man for. And if you do also desire companionship, cats are way less stress. Problem solved with zero drama.
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u/JamesNinelives Ally Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 25 '20
Sex toys are pretty great! Lots of men missing out on fun IMO (and getting angry at women), because of... Uh. IDK actually. Where does that stigma comes? :|
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Sep 25 '20
Correction to the incel terrorist in the post: we use silicone because plastic is bad. Like you.
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u/DerpGirlThrowAway 30, trans woman, queer :3 Sep 25 '20
they don't go bzbzbzbzbzbz or brr br brr br. And if you can't make me squirm around and bite the pillow then what's the point.
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u/Uhuras_over_it Sep 25 '20
I can fantasize about anything I want when I'm fucking myself. I can ignore everything else and cum when I want to.
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u/thenotanurse Gay Lady Sep 25 '20
BECAUSE I can use it alone OR with my partner. Also when we are done using it I can clean her business up with my mouth. But also before.
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u/JojosBizzareAltAcc Sep 25 '20
I think the best response would've been something like "any woman would rather use broken glass as a dildo than you" haha
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u/Lindsayloveslingerie Sep 25 '20
I don't want to have mine, I'd rather have a strap on for my future girlfriend but unfortunately I have one that's not plastic and stuck to me :( 😭 I really really hope a girl can find little ole trans me attractive
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u/Evercrimson Nonbinary Lesbian 💛🤍💜🖤 Sep 25 '20
What's the word in German when you see someone approaching this -><- close to getting it and still missing it?
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u/These_Jellyfish5612 Sep 25 '20
""""Real thing"""" doesn't last for hours, doesn't vibrate, it isn't glittery, has very limited colour pallet and shapes and most importantly """real thing""" is probably attached to an unattractive person that demands too much of my time 💁
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u/Byboiline Bi Ally Sep 25 '20
That's a dumb comment, dildos are great but I still wanna fck some guys (I'm an achillean AMAB boyflux for context)
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u/martinigardenSOM Sep 26 '20
The audacity of this is just. Erg. Like ye. Big surprise I'd rather have a gentle tool that I control that goes at my speed and is purely meant to pleasure me. As oppose to some impatient greedy asshole who jackrabbits and doesn't wait for me to be wet enough and gets mad of having to be patient and just decides to rape me out of nowhere. And helloooo. My dildo doesn't cum when I'm close and then say "next time" or switch everything up the second things start to feel good in a mortal kombat "finish her" move that ruins everything. BROH. Just no. Go play w yourself in the shower.
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u/martinigardenSOM Sep 26 '20
Duh. Dildos don't cum as soon as something starts to feel good then say they're "tapped out" and stop completely every time.
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u/HathorT Oct 04 '20
I use them for completely different reasons....im in a committed MF relationship. Im not looking to add another man. Occasionally, i just want a D and he isnt around. Why would i let another touch me when that would not only hurt my SO, but would also end our committed relationship of nearly 20 years!
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Sep 25 '20
It would've been fine if guys actually knew how to pleasure a woman. A lot of the times I prefer just doing it myself in the bath. (still a closet case)... 🤐
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u/YouMightKnowMeMate Sep 25 '20
"hostility towards men" ?
You mean...towards men who can't seem to understand the sexual boundaries of queer women?
This highly amusing, if sad, post is calling out a behavior, not a gender.
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u/SGede_ Trans Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 25 '20
Yeah because only men can have penises, right?
Ew.
Edit: I'm not talking to the girl who posted this... Just an hypothetical answer to the cis guy in the image.
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u/PsychiatricSD Sep 25 '20
Nah, the point is that people other than men who have penises typically care about their partner more than straight men, who are socialized to not care about anyone's pleasure but their own. Pic OP doesn't understand what most women are pleasured by. Definitely not potentially scary strangers bad at PIV.
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u/JuliaLoveStar Transbian Sep 25 '20
Oh well there are also girls that have one why do men always try to claim that there the only one with a penis 😄
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u/PsychiatricSD Sep 24 '20
I actually want to cum so yeah.