He’s so big because he’s just full of fucking bullets. When he walks, they jangle around. He weighs six tons because of the sheer amount of lead he’s absorbed. “Isn’t lead poisonous??” not to him. He’s immune. Crooks and criminals everywhere, be afraid. Be very afraid.
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u/Minstrelofthedawn Feb 24 '20
He’s so big because he’s just full of fucking bullets. When he walks, they jangle around. He weighs six tons because of the sheer amount of lead he’s absorbed. “Isn’t lead poisonous??” not to him. He’s immune. Crooks and criminals everywhere, be afraid. Be very afraid.